Welcome, all you sinners, to the church of the Thunderlord. Who among you has the Thunderlord printed in your Heavy Slot? Who among you shall stand when the great and terrible storm rises? The Thunderlord has come to reap the souls of any who dare stand against the Disciples of Thunder. The Harvest will be mighty and unstoppable. Dare you set your fragile mind and body against the Might of the Storm? Fool. You will be broken. There, however, is hope. Join us at 9:00, 6:00, and 3:00 every Crucible match. There is but one way to be saved; become a Disciple of Thunder.