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Edited by theDiamondFire14: 12/17/2015 8:03:40 PM
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Wesson the Warlock Chapter 3.1 Cute

Lucia took her seat by Wesson who had his eyes closed. Dante and Diana were sitting in the seats across from them. Everyone was quiet until Lucia decided to speak. "So you think Ravyn is cute?" "Ugh sh*t. I should've seen that one coming." Wesson said without opening his eyes or moving. He just continued to meditate. "Wait, were those his words?" Dante smiled. "Yes, he was explaining to Byron who Ravyn is and says, and I quote, 'Cute girl, black hair, blue eyes.'" Lucia said recounting the previous conversation. "Dude, that was a big mistake. You never describe a girl as cute, sexy, hot, or beautiful in front of your girlfriend." Dante said as he counted off each word on his fingers. "And you especially don't use the word 'ugly' because then she knows you're lying. Come on man, we've been over this." "Yes, I remember telling you that. I also remember telling you to never mention that conversation in front of women." Wesson said calmly. "Oh yeah." Dante said as he looked at Diana who was glaring at him. "Hi." "Hello dear." Diana said while waving at him. "Would you care to elaborate on what that advice means?" "I would, but I just remembered that I was sworn to a vow of silence on such matters. Sorry." Dante said hoping that would work. "Yeah, now you remember that." Wesson said. Diana moved herself closer and put her hands on Dante's shoulders. "Just remember, I have ways of making you talk." She said into his ear. "Is that a threat or a promise?" Dante asked with a smile. "Oww!" Diana dug her nails into his shoulder. "What do you think?" She said with an evil smile. "Gah. I don't know. You tend to do that either way." Dante responded. Diana crossed her arms and looked away. "I hate you." "That's not what you told me last night." Dante laughed. Diana turned and looked at him. "Shut up!" The shuttle came to a halt, and the door opened. "Shuttle 331J has arrived at Traveller's Square." Everyone on board got up and made there way to the station's platform. "You never answered me." Lucia said while looking at Wesson. Wesson just pretended he had forgotten the original topic. "Huh, What was your question?" "Do you think Ravyn is cute?" Lucia repeated her earlier question. "Oh, well, you know..." Wesson could not think of a satisfying answer. "You know." Lucia was having fun making Wesson squirm. "I know what, Wesson?" She said while raising an eyebrow. "Yes Wesson, tell us." Diana said jumping on the opportunity to make him suffer. "Is this 'Ravyn' cute?" Wesson looked at Diana. "Okay. First, I don't have to answer to you anymore, so shut up." "Ahem." Lucia was trying to get his attention. "Wesson, I'm still waiting on an answer." Wesson rolled his eyes and sighed. "Fine, I guess she's cute. Are you happy now?" Lucia thought for a second about how she could continue her entertaining inquisition. "So, what makes her 'cute?'" "No! No, I am not answering that!" Wesson shouted in a half frustrated, half panicked tone. "You and I both know that is a loaded question!" "I'm kidding." Lucia laughed. "You don't have to answer that." "Good because I was not going to answer that." Wesson said as he calmed down. "I know you wouldn't." Lucia said hugging him while they walked through the station. "I would've wanted an ans..." Diana said. "Shut up!" Wesson interrupted without looking at her. "There is one more thing." Lucia said refusing to give him peace. "Oh God, she's never gonna let it go is she?" Wesson said under his breath. "What is it?" He grumbled. "Earlier, you said I had the cutest, and then stopped there. I have the cutest what?" Lucia asked. "And you have to answer this one." "I meant to say that you have the cutest smile." Wesson said quickly. "That is not what you meant to say." Lucia rebutted catching his lie. She stood still prompting the rest of the group to do the same. "If anything you have always described my smile as either sexy or beautiful. You have never said it was cute." "I don't think those were the lips he was thinking about." Dante laughed. Diana covered her mouth. "Oohh. Wesson, you have such a dirty mind." Lucia looked back at Wesson. All signs of amusement had disappeared from her face. "Yeah, that's exactly what I thought you meant." "Okay, so what if that is what I meant?" Wesson was oblivious to the line he had crossed. "So, I don't want you broadcasting to the world any details about my parts or what you think of them." Lucia said in an agitated tone. "Okay, I'm sorry. I had a lapse in judgement." Wesson said realizing where he went wrong. "You're forgiven." Lucia smiled as she started walking again. "Dumb a**." The rest of the group followed her lead. "Just be glad you don't have to deal with this one here." Diana said while pointing at Dante, who was trying not to laugh. "I swear, because of him, everyone in the Tower has a good idea of what I look like, and what I can do in bed. To be fair..." Wesson interrupted. "Wait, you're fair? I thought you were just a soulless bi..." "Hey!" Diana cut him off before he could finish. "For once I'm actually taking your side. The least you could do is be more appreciative." Wesson laughed. "Okay, I'm sorry. Wow, I never thought I'd ever say that to you." Diana glared at him before regaining her train of thought. "Anyway, compared to Sir Can't Shut Up, Wesson basically didn't say anything at all." "Really?" Lucia said with surprise. "Is he really that bad?" Dante was about to speak but Wesson cut in. "Yes. He is. And he manages to have something to tell us every damn day. Every. Damn. Day." Lucia looked at Diana. "So why do you still put up with him?" "She's just as bad." Wesson mumbled. "Wesson." Lucia slapped him on the arm. Diana laughed. "Honestly, it doesn't really bother me that much. Plus, it's just one more way I get to piss Wesson off." "That pisses him off?" Lucia looked at Wesson. "Why does that piss you off?" "Because I don't want to know every detail about what my friends do behind closed doors." Wesson answered without hesitation. Diana walked up to Lucia. "It pisses him off because he gave this up." Diana gestured to her body with her hands. She acted as if she was whispering, but she had every intention for Wesson to hear her. "Don't flatter yourself Diana." Wesson said while trying to keep cool. "'Giving you up,' or in better terms, getting rid of you was the second best thing I've ever done." "Oh really?" Diana laughed. "I'm insulted that you only relegated me to being second." "Well, get used to it, because the best is standing right next to you." Wesson said while gesturing toward Lucia. "Her?" Diana was genuinely offended by that notion. "There is no way she's better than me!" Lucia was caught off guard by Diana's statement. "Excuse me?" "Believe me, she is." Wesson said to Diana. "What? Oh that's right. You were too drunk to remember the nights we had." Diana rebutted. "Trust me, if you were worth it, I would have remembered even while I was wasted." Diana just stood there speechless. "Okay man, that was just cold." Dante said coming to her defense. "Funny, that's exactly how I would describe her heart." Wesson said not caring how he sounded. Dante watched as Diana just walked away. He looked back at Wesson. "Wesson, you need to step off." "Gladly." Wesson responded as he turned and walked the opposite direction. Dante looked at Lucia. "Yeah, I'm sorry about all that." "No kidding. What just happened there?" Lucia asked. "Well let's see, we have two egomaniacs in the same room, you intimidate Diana, and Byron isn't here to break them up before they go too far. It's the perfect storm for all H*ll breaking loose." Dante explained. "Right. Why do they still put up with each other?" "I have no idea, but if I had to guess, it's because they are both sadistic." Dante started to go after Diana. "I better check on her." Lucia looked off in the direction that Wesson went. "Yeah, I need to do that too." Table of Contents [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/178085398/0/0link[/url]

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