[quote]For all other Tower High posts, you can find them linked on the [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/176176926/0/0]Overview Post[/url].[/quote] [b]Ikora[/b]: Alright students, everyone sit down and take your seats. Now, before we begin, I'd like to pass out this week's notes. We will be moving on to Trigonometry before the end of the quarter. For starters, let's begin with a warm up! Solve the equation on the board for the value of Cosine X. [i]The students all get to work.[/i] [b]Flint[/b]: Hey, Solis. [b]Solis[/b]: Not now, Flint, I am trying to concentrate on the task at hand. [b]Flint[/b]: Oh, okay. [i]They get back to working quietly.[/i] [b]Flint[/b]: ......hey Solis. [b]Solis[/b] [i](frustrated)[/i]: ....yes, Flint, what is it? [b]Flint[/b]: ......... [b]Solis[/b]: .......... [b]Flint[/b]: ......HI. [b]Solis[/b]: PLEASE. FLINT. Just let me get back to the assignment. I don't want a bucket-load of homework piled up to do tonight. [b]Flint[/b]: Alright, sorry. [i]They silently return back to work.[/i] [b]Flint[/b]: ........hey Solis. [b]Solis[/b]: WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! [b]Flint[/b]: I was just wondering if you could help me with the math problem. I forgot my calculator at home. [b]Solis[/b]: Oh.... Well alright then. [b]Flint[/b]: Okay, what do you get when you divide 90.9 by a thousand? [i]Solis grabs his calculator.[/i] [b]Solis[/b]: Ummm..... About 9.09 percent. Why? [b]Flint[/b]: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [b]Solis[/b]: .........I f*cking hate you. [b]Storm[/b]: DONE. The answer is 0.9786! [b]Ikora[/b]: Well done, Storm! Now, can anyone solve the equation for TanX, as well? [i]Taniks raises his hand and slowly rises from his seat.[/i] [b]Taniks[/b]: Never... [b]Ikora[/b]: .....what? [b]Taniks[/b]: Because TanX has no hou– [b]Ikora[/b]: Sit the f*ck back down. [i]Taniks slowly sinks back into his seat.[/i] [b]Ikora[/b]: Let's just move on to the homewo– [b]Bubbles[/b]: MRS. REY, QUESTION. BUBBLES. [b]Ikora[/b] [i](muttering to herself)[/i]: Told the little shits last week I had a divorce... Ahem! It's Ms. Rey, if you don't mind. Nonetheless, how may I help? [b]Bubbles[/b] [i](holding out his paper)[/i]: I'm confused. [i]Ikora takes a look.[/i] [b]Ikora[/b]: Come now, I'm sure it's not that ba– WHAT THE HELL IS THIS. [i]Ikora holds the paper out for Bubbles to see.[/i] [b]Bubbles[/b]: What? [b]Ikora[/b]: You wrote B for almost every single question. [b]Bubbles[/b]: That's just what Cayde told me. He said "Always remember, Bubbles! When in doubt, B!" [b]Ikora[/b]: But you drew a picture of a Triceratops for number 7. [b]Bubbles[/b]: Yes. [b]Ikora[/b]: ......... [b]Bubbles[/b]: ........ [b]Ikora[/b]: ......Bubbles, let's start out with something simple, okay? I'm sure not even YOU could fu– I mean SCREW it up. [b]Bubbles[/b]: Kay. [b]Ikora[/b]: Bubbles, Johnny has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? [b]Bubbles[/b]: Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes. [b]Ikora[/b]: WHAT THE F– [i][b]------------------------ Meanwhile, in the cafeteria. ------------------------[/b][/i] [i][This is just something I wrote when I was bored. Thought I'd add it in.][/i] [b]Saladin[/b]: What do you mean "we're out of salad"? [b]Eris[/b]: There's no more left. [b]Saladin[/b]: That's nonsense! I demand my daily nutritional value! [b]Eris[/b]: Look, pal, it's not my problem that you've got a fetish for grass. Should've picked a better diet. [b]Saladin[/b]: Diet? DIET?! [b]Cayde[/b]: Uh oh. [b]Saladin[/b]: THAT IS SOME MIGHTY FINE TALK COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO EATS ABOUT THREE STACKS OF BLACK WAX EVERY DAY! WHAT ARE YOU, SOME JAPANESE KARATE TEACHER WHO FORGOT THE WAX-OFF STEP IN HER TRAINING SESSION?! YOU DISGUST ME! [b]Cayde[/b][i] (in the background)[/i]: Damn right. [b]Eris[/b]: Saladin, please, just calm do– [b]Saladin[/b]: NO! NO MORE! NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL!!! [i]Saladin bursts into tears. Cayde is patting his back.[/i] [b]Cayde[/b]: It's alright man, I'm here. [b]Saladin[/b]: It's so hard for me.....The lettuce... It's just........ So.......GREEN. [b]Cayde[/b]: When in doubt man, B. When in doubt, B. [i]While Saladin is crying, Cayde takes the chance to draw a large "B" on the back of the Titan's head with a sharpie.[/i]