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originally posted in:Neo Punks
12/10/2015 10:19:23 PM
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"What for?"
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"Shits and giggles"
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She laughs.
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"Well, I look much more menacing, no?"
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She shrugs. "I guess."
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"I mean, Fūck it. 50 countries consider me a terrorist because I haven't made any moves, why not look the part?"
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"A terrorist? You? You're joking, right?"
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"Not in the slightest. Why would you think I'm joking? I've hired 6 year olds as soldiers before reni"
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"Wait, what?! Um, maybe we should have this conversation [i]away[/i] from the guns, yeah?"
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"Chill, he was homeless and I was getting him off the streets, back lines."
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"Well, for the record, I still don't approve of child soldiers. Ever."
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"And you approve of me having 18 year olds off the street, maybe working at the mess hall and hour a day?
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"Better than child soldiers."
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"They're in the base away from the combat and drug dealers and shit, living a happy life. We also provide education and food, shelter and entertainment. And no, I do not mean underbase entertainment."
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"Well…I suppose that's a better situation. I still don't like it, though."
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"Rather than have them starve on the streets, falling into gangs or prostitution on a daily basis in order to live? I'd rather recruit than let die"
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"Ok!! You win!"
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"Alright." [b]He says, loading his rifle. [/b] "well, looks like it's a bad time to be a civvy at the base, as we are nearing the monthly party. I'll give you the advice; leave for a bit" [b]He says, duck taping snother mag to the bottom. [/b]
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"Monthly party?"
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"Every month, soldiers with birthdays this month have a party for them. Boosts moralel
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"Ok. And where would I go?"
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"Hell if I know, barracks, R&R center, underbase, out of the base, anywhere. We hold it in the mess hall"
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"I'd go with off the base. But I've actually been meaning to ask you something. What are your kids like?"
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"Well, there's Natalie; depression, and playful. Then there's Alexandra; complete hoe, with a fun personality. I went to visit after a few days and she's already banged someone! I'll have Lopez watching over her, because my other generals are liable to either join or dismember both people"
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"Why so little about Natalie?"
