Auto Rifles are for fuccking scrubbish nooble pleb keks that want easy spray and pray kills, but they do need a minor buff to compete with Pulses.
Pulses you need to align the burst straight to the head to be effective. They got a well needed nerf, and they're perfectly fine where they're at now.
Hand Cannons have to be dead-on accurate. They should have better hip fire accuracy and a little more range drop off.
Scouts... well, they're just OP. No matter what you do to scouts, they'll just be scouts.
Shotguns are better, for the most part I'd say. I don't see much aggressive players anymore, but there's still that occassional tiger that wants to believe shotguns are still meta af.
Snipers need to be addressed big time. They're becoming the meta because the high aim assist, resulting in 12 year olds thinking they're sacred Crucible gods sent down from DeeJ to record game clips for FaZe of double kills consisting of body shots. More importantly, you'll dump a clip into a sniper's head thinking it's making their scope flinch while they're ADS, but then they magically pop off a clean, clear, magnetized headshot as if they weren't getting shot at by a million bullets in those matter of seconds. Then you go to inspect their sniper only to see they do not have the Unflinching perk, and you rage about, "HOW THE BLOOTY HAIL MON?! HOW DID HE GET THAT HEADSHOT OFF SO PERFECTLY WHILE I WAS POPPING HIS PIMPLES WIF ME BULLETS MON?!" ...but seriously, we must address this problem.
I still don't see people using fusion rifles. But when I'm face to face against a fusion rifle, I just kind of stop where I'm at and ask myself, is that a fuccking fusi- fucck, he killed me. Who knows if they actually pulled through with that buff.
Sidearms? What the hell is a sidearm?
Oh, heavy machine guns! Let's just give everybody 2 clips in Crucible so the noobs can go positive for once in their miserable online multiplayer gaming life! How else are you going to ruin your enemy's 25 kill streak? With primary gun skill? Oh no, just use these 75 machine gun bullets and kill him 10 times in a row! Oh yeah!!!!! Oh, but by all means, just totally ignore people with supers while you have a corn field cropper in your hands because people without supers are much more important! But oh boy, ohhhhh boy those rockets man... boy, I tell ya! Let's just give everybody 2 less rockets, but make sure we still give machine guns the same amount of ammo in Crucible! Oh yeah!!! Machine guns take hella skill duUuUude! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!
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See Hunters aren't the only ones who call nerf. Warlocks and Titans call nerf just as much but no one has any common sense.
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This is clearly a joke. Chill.
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You're awesome
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Lol @ crying about snipers.
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Edited by Gage: 12/11/2015 4:27:58 AMLol, it's just an over exaggerated joke bruh.
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Look. Aim assist will only ever provide major benefits in drag scoping. It almost does nothing with hardscoping or quickscoping. And it DOES NOT give you magic headshots, okay?
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I'm talking about fuccking ADS flinching you moron.
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Ads flinching does affect me at least, but aim assist is not what will give people the kill, it will be luck or skill. Also, ADS flinching moves the camera, but barely where you are actually aiming. (i think) See, you don't have to call people -blam!-ing morons, and you can just be sensible about it.
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You're still a moron because this whole post was clearly a sarcastic, overly exaggerated joke.
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You should consider saying it to him in person ;)
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It's the internet. Unless he lives near me, that'll never happen.
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Edited by cadl: 12/11/2015 4:33:00 AMoh -blam!-, i feel stupid now. rip me i guess. But, it really wasn't needed to call me a moron.
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Sorry :c
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And you have 2 warlocks buddy.
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Edited by somuchnotes: 12/11/2015 4:09:30 AMAnd you're dumb
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Lol you have 3 warlocks you weasel. Switching gear back and forth like a scrub. I knew you were a scrub.
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irrelevant.
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Says the guy with 1,000,000 medal score...
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I'm not even gonna look but I bet you're a weasel also with 2 or even 3 of the same class.
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I am a weasel, I literally just deleted my Hunter last week
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Completely irrelevant.
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Irrelevant.