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12/6/2015 12:07:07 AM
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He grabs you and holds you up off the ground with ease. "YOU HAVE 2 CHOICES:
1:SQUIRM IN FEAR TO NO AVIAL AND GET POUNDED TO NOTHING!!!!!
OR
2:BECOME BESTIES WITH ME!!!!!
CHOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!!!"
English
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"WHY WOULD I BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOU! You stole my money!" *Squirms to no avail*
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He throws you against a wall. He walks up to you and hands you double the money he owed you. "Here greedy pants."
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*groans* "Thanks. But wait up I need to talk to you!"
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He transforms back to his normal form. "About what?"
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"I can possibly make you more humanoid, meaning a mouth?" *stands up*
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"Nah, I don't need a mouth. I'm fine without one. So does that mean were besties now?"
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"Well sure. I guess we can go do a bounty?" *Gestures to bounty board*
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"Yeah, I need my daily bloodbath."
