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12/5/2015 11:19:40 PM
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"Well I want my money back!" *punches you in the back of the head*
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He slowly turns his head. He gets up and before you know it your on your knees with his hand at your throat. "Over here, my sweet meats, your prince of justice and genocide has something to say: Gone are the days of the tentacle and the age of the gods and mercy is far away... We are fighters of the middle, the second act in the three-part MEAT play, AND I WILL WIN BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR! I know what I have become... I am the inside of this world... I taste the gore, and I smell the crying... AND I WANT MORE! I want to bathe in your flesh, I want to savor your fear. I wanna live inside a castle built of your agony, AND I WANT TO CRUMBLE IT WITH AN AXE TO YOUR CAROTID ARTERY! Keep your chin up, SO I CAN SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!! Oh, there's no time to cry... We have to squeeze the whimpers out of you like a smothered baby in the night... You won't make a noise now, will you, WILL YOU!! Stay quiet, OR YOU'RE DEAD! NOW AND FOREVER!! Look at me when I scream at your soul! You loud sacks of filth and sour cream can hit me with your pain pinatas all day, but you'll never take the jellied fantasies of my wasted youth! My stomach is clear and my mind is full of bacon! You're gonna scream, just like she did; open mouth, open heart, blood and noise forever piercing my skull, poisoning me with its psychopathic purple liquid. We watched it all, and felt the knife edge split down the middle... CAN YOU HEAR ME?! I'm gonna kill you all, I'm gonna kill your friends and your family, I'm gonna track down your grandparents and turn them inside-out, nobody can stop the blood train that will turn your loved ones into a red splatter across the tracks of humanity! There is no me, there is no you! There is only the never ending spit and bile of combat! The twenty-four hour murder spree of shining metal! I drink the blood and eat the loot and breathe the numbers, because I! AM! A MONSTER! NOW AND FOREVER!"
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"-blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-" *Teleports away then runs away shadow leaping over the occasional soldier or merc*
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"YOU BETTER RUN!"
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*teleports back punches face then teleports back* "OW*
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"YOUR PUNCHES FEEL LIKE PUPPIES WRAPPED IN MARSHMALLOWS!!!"
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*You hear faint screaming that progressively gets louder* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
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Edited by Xeno: 12/5/2015 11:49:53 PM"YES! LET YOUR JELLO FILLED BONES COMMIT GENOCIDE!!"
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*You see a small purple & black ball hurtling towards you that progressively gets bigger* "I WILL KILL YOU AND FEED ON YOUR SOUL!"
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"I HAVE NO SOUL!!!!!!!!" He morphs into his [url=http://pre02.deviantart.net/45c8/th/pre/i/2013/057/f/1/galaxy_saga___raijin_regular_by_reza_ilyasa-d5wap26.jpg]Tank[/url] form. "BUT I WILL GLADLY CRUSH YOUR PATHETIC EXCUSE OF ONE!!!!"
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"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT,STOP!" *Screams in fear*
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He grabs you and holds you up off the ground with ease. "YOU HAVE 2 CHOICES: 1:SQUIRM IN FEAR TO NO AVIAL AND GET POUNDED TO NOTHING!!!!! OR 2:BECOME BESTIES WITH ME!!!!! CHOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!!!"
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"WHY WOULD I BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOU! You stole my money!" *Squirms to no avail*
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He throws you against a wall. He walks up to you and hands you double the money he owed you. "Here greedy pants."
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*groans* "Thanks. But wait up I need to talk to you!"
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He transforms back to his normal form. "About what?"
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"I can possibly make you more humanoid, meaning a mouth?" *stands up*
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"Nah, I don't need a mouth. I'm fine without one. So does that mean were besties now?"
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"Well sure. I guess we can go do a bounty?" *Gestures to bounty board*
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"Yeah, I need my daily bloodbath."
