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Edited by The Cellar Door:
12/5/2015 7:02:18 AM
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Are humans evolving into asexual beanings?
You know, as we progress as a society, humans become more inclined to be less restricted by their gender and sexuality. This can be seen readily with the transgender movement, which is truly a depiction of a forward progressing society.
Now, we are no longer bound by the conventional ideas of being a girl, instead we are free to choose what we do with our lives. This ushers in a new possibility, and dispels the old conservative conviction bounding us free-thinkers.
This can be seen with the ever prevalent hook-up culture. We don't require the age old prescription of marriage to fulfill our sexual needs, so I posit this; why do we need to age old prescription of another person if we've already torn down the basis of gender?
Now, I understand we evolved from asexual fish, so it wouldn't make sense for us to evolve back into asexuality, but let's consider the benefits. we don't need to rely on another to birth a child, freeing up trillions in government benefits we can use to feed the children. We will be absent of emotional connection with other humans, which is the key factor which makes us do stupid things in the first place.
We won't have to worry about STD's anymore, which will mean we will have effectively cured AIDS and stuff. I mean really, there's just so many benefits we can gain from asexuality.
But most importantly, that means when I go to my middle school dance next year, I won't have to worry about finding a girl to dance with because we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find and we can act like we come from out of this world, leave the real one far behind and we can dance
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Guess I was late to this party 0.o
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The end of this post is too good
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Edited by Dookie Monsta: 12/8/2015 5:53:57 AM>beanings HOLLY SHIT LAWL
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We can dance!
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[i] *puts on a holiday disposition* [/i] Cloning! Also this post is great.
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2 RepliesUh.. no. Evolution doesn't work like that. Go back to class and pay attention in Biology.
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4 Replies[quote]You know, as we progress as a society, humans become more inclined to be less restricted by their gender and sexuality. This can be seen readily with the transgender movement, which is truly a depiction of a forward progressing society. Now, we are no longer bound by the conventional ideas of being a girl, instead we are free to choose what we do with our lives. This ushers in a new possibility, and dispels the old conservative conviction bounding us free-thinkers. This can be seen with the ever prevalent hook-up culture. We don't require the age old prescription of marriage to fulfill our sexual needs, so I posit this; why do we need to age old prescription of another person if we've already torn down the basis of gender? Now, I understand we evolved from asexual [url=/en/help/?search=fish]fish[/url], so it wouldn't make sense for us to evolve back into asexuality, but let's consider the benefits. we don't need to rely on another to birth a child, freeing up trillions in government benefits we can use to feed the children. We will be absent of emotional connection with other humans, which is the key factor which makes us do stupid things in the first place. We won't have to worry about STD's anymore, which will mean we will have effectively cured AIDS and stuff. I mean really, there's just so many benefits we can gain from asexuality. But most importantly, that means when I go to my middle school dance next year, I won't have to worry about finding a girl to dance with because we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're are no friends of mine I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find and we can act like we come from out of this world, leave the real one far behind and we can dance[/quote] [quote]Now, we are no longer bound by the conventional ideas of being a girl, instead we are free to choose what we do with our lives. This [/quote] [quote] CHOOSE[/QUOTE] REEEEEEEEEEEE -blam!-ING NORMIES
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Even if this was true, I'd be glad I wouldn't be alive(in the right generation) to be asexual. Sounds like a sucky life. Why can't we all be like Kryptonians and just have artificial babies?
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3 RepliesA shitpost a day keeps the desticals away
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3 RepliesIf we become asexual. Do we lose reproductive organs? Because tbh fam I like having sex.
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Are you beaning serious?
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Yes. Like the time you made booty thread. Stop devolving you queef
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I am sexually inert
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We have a joke on my sports team that STD's stands for Super TouchDowns
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When I grow up I want to evolve into a horsey!
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Nice men without hats. I'll raise you one. The politics of dancing. The politics of feeling good.
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A real human bean
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Human is beaning?
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Maybe some day...we'll become trees.
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I thought it was well reasoned b8... Then I saw the wnding
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I think your going to be remembered as the 21st century's Darwin. This is the work of pure genius.
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[quote]beanings[/quote] Kekd
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I wouldn't go that far until we begin to see our cells reproduce more rapidly.
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1 Reply*looks down at all the illiterates*
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That was an 8.8/8, OP. The b8 hand is strong with you.
