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Edited by PONETHEPOON: 12/5/2015 4:23:10 AM
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Today we salute YOU!

[b]///Today we salute [i]you,[/i] Mr. Destiny Community Manager!///[/b] [spoiler]Not you, Cozmo.[/spoiler] [b][i]Cozmo may have adopted the vague, but you, you were born into it. [/i][/b] [i]I don't know where I'm going with this up-da-a-ate![/i] [b][i]Truly, DeeJ, you are the man for the job. Bungie knew they had the right guy when you answered "[u]maybe[/u]" for every option in your application.[/b][/i] [i]Criminal background I don't kno-o-ow![/i] [i][b]It takes a skilled man to balance what he says to a community, but you do us one better by saying nothing at all.[/b][/i] [i]This week at Bungi-i-ie![/i] [b][i]Sarcasm? Check. Grey area? Check. Schwag? Maybe. Suit to match 18th century Scotland street art? Abso-blam!-inglutely. [/i][/b] [i]Can't pick a color so I'll wear them a-a-all![/i] [b][i]If there's a way to relate our undying love for Destiny with a beer and a dragon, you'd have a paragraph to reference them. [/i][/b] [i]Gotta make this post look swee-e-eet![/i] [b][i]And just as we needed the Phalanxs to have a second way to piss us off, we needed a community manager who doesn't play the game. [/i][/b] [i]That's why we hired Coz-m-o-ooo![/i] [b][i]So crack yourself open a nice cold [u]Bud Light[/u], DeeJ, for without you, we might know what's coming up in Destiny.[/i][/b] ///[b]Mr. Destiny Community Manager-r!///[/b] [spoiler]Still love you DeeJ. <3[/spoiler] [spoiler]Maybe..[/spoiler] [spoiler]Vague ending note...[/spoiler][/quote] [b]EDIT:[/b] I did not think people took me 110% seriously. [b]YES[/b], I know DeeJ can only say so much. I make most of my posts to represent a consensus within the community, in a more humorous manner than all caps and curse words. I personally am not okay with the fact that things like [b][i]Black Spindle[/i][/b], which was beneficial to the community, get immediately addressed. On the opposite end, things that directly affect all players every day like the [b][i]glimmer glitch[/i][/b] and presumably [b][i]XP bug with armor[/i][/b] (so on, so forth) are never brought up, or even acknowledged by Bungie employees that post on here. I [b][i]will[/i][/b] say a sarcastic comment about weapon parts from a Bungie employee that doesn't play enough to upgrade a weapon isn't necessary. I [b][i]will[/i][/b] say I find it ridiculous almost every [i][b]"Bungie Reply"[/b][/i] is to a praise/humor post, and never anything we'd actually like information from...[b]on [i]their[/i] forum.[/b] <--- and all of that there, that little mini rant, that's what I don't like to do. I like to post in a more light hearted way. [b]So take it with a grain of salt, [i]instead of being salty. [/i][/b] [spoiler]But if you are salty I don't mind. Be as sassy as you'd like! (: it's the internet. [/spoiler]

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  • Oh Pone, you always say what we're either too stupid to realize ourselves or too lazy to type up! Seriously though, in a quarter full of useless updates this week's takes the -blam!-ing cake! I was actually dumb enough to look forward to today's post seeing how there's supposed to be a major update on it's way. Was I surprised at the gross lack of info? No, of course not, but Goddamn! Throw us a bone! No, not more chatty -blam!-ing Ahamkara ones either! [spoiler]Unless it's boots for my Hunter! He's ready to put those pants he stole from you (so sorry 'bout that btw) on backwards and do as Kriss Kross suggests and "Jump!Jump! after he's already done [i]just that[/i] at least once or even twice![/spoiler]

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