You know you're depressed when: - You have nothing to be thankful for on Thanksgiving - You're hungry but don't feel like eating because you don't care - You think you're not worth a nice job opportunity - You haven't showered for a month because you'd be embarrassed if others knew your showering schedule - You cry at work because you're crying at work instead of being productive - Your water is shut off but, whatever - You have panic attacks about how shitty the rest of your life will be if you don't do anything about it, then don't do anything about it - You're too lazy to cut yourself - You want a catheter and a bag on you so you don't have to go across the house where people are to the bathroom - Your beloved pet bird's wings are sitting in the living room because your cats wanted a snack. And they're still there. - You're making a morbid list on b.net about ways to know if you're depressed