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Edited by Earth: 12/2/2015 4:32:21 AM
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A woman's response to your advances: Do you think I should have Aim Assist turned off? Because I can't keep my eyes off of you. [i]I'm sure that's not the only thing you'd want to use aim assist for. [/i] _____ Are you a Gunslinger? Doesn't matter, tether me anytime. [i]I am a Gunslinger. But I guess I don't matter. [/i] _____ I must be the Templar, because I can't help falling for you. [i]Sounds like your looking for an easy girl. You'll need more than cheese to impress this lady. [/i] _____ You must be a Gorgon, because I could get lost in those eyes for ever. [i] I'm looking for a guardian who has found his way in life, not a lost boy. Also, 'forever' is one word. [/i] _____ Are you a Year 2 Gjallarhorn? Because I want you. [i]If I'm a year two Gjallarhorn, I guess that means you will never obtain me. Why don't you go wolf pack someone else's rounds. [/i] _____ I like that Radiance on you, but even without it you would still look hot. [i]I just went through a dramatic near-death experience and all you can think about is my body. Thanks, but no thanks. [/i] _____ Is that a new shader? No? Just looking for a reason to inspect you. [i]It's actually the Dead Orbit shader, Nowhere. As in- you're going Nowhere near my armor or I'll knock you where the shader don't shine. [/i] _____ Are you thinking of changing your character's appearance? I wouldn't change a thing. [i]It's not like I can do anything about my hair anyways. And I don't want to start my appearance all over just to end up in the tower talking to low levels like you. Go ahead and Focus your Light somewhere else. [/i] _____ You should be an Exotic. Because a girl like you is impossible to find. [i]Please go on about how I'm an object of possession. [/i] _____ I never been one for farming but I'd grind that. [i]Do you even have a grind dance emote? Didn't think so.[/i] _____ Are you a Jackolyte? Because I can't get you out of my head. [i]Did you just call me a Jackolyte? Are you trying to insult me? [/i] _____ You are like Heavy Weapon Ammunition. I need you all the time. [i]Heavy!!! Screw you, I just got over an eating disorder.[/i] _____ We'd all stop hearing about Crota's End if you'd walked by. [i]I would be glad to hear you stop talking about anything. And once I've walked by, I'll continue to walk away. [/i] _____ Is your first name Nerf? Because the forums find you OP. [i]Get Gud, Scrub.[/i] _____ I'm not Oryx but I'll make you Taken. [i]I bet you would love me to be absent of all thought and under your absolute control. #R@peWhistle. [/i] _____ Like the Aegis during the Vault of Glass, I could not survive without you. [i]Well, not my problem. Good luck, hun.[/i] _____ You must be the Queen of the reef because your brother's a douche. [i]Family is everything and you've insulted mine. Luckily, you're not worthy of my wrath. [/i] _____ If you were a Vex Gate, I'd open it... That sounded... Never mind. [i]Thank you for stopping yourself. Feel free to do that every time you think about saying something.[/i] _____ Are you a Forum Ninja because I just violated the code of conduct and was met with swift justice. [i][Code of Conduct], The Women's Rights Movement, & Sexual Harassment Handbook are all good reads.[/i]
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  • Just so you know, I enjoyed the original post. I was just posting some fun retorts. Nothing but jokes to throw into the funny fire.

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  • Ik, ik. But I'll think of more. :-)

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  • Edited by Earth: 11/26/2015 11:15:57 PM
    Feel free to throw some more pick-up lines my way.

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  • Lol

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  • Damn

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  • I'm with you. I'm a guy too. Women don't really go for cheesy lines anymore eh? They are way smarter. Some people still living in the misogynistic 1970's.

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  • The PC police are here...and this time, it's the ugly girl who can't get a man. And for the record, I'm a gay man - so, don't try to pull your crap with me, girlfriend.

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  • Thank you for taking your time to write this. :)

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  • ^ Now that is a pick-up line.

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  • I'm a lady and I think those advances are adorable. Showing the hubby this later!

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  • Very realistic

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  • Someone sounds bitter towards men. You sound like a Susan G. pink 5 hour energy drinking modern day feminist.

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  • ^HA

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  • Hilarious

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  • This guy wins hands down

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  • They're just pick up lines made for destiny....

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  • Savage

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  • [quote]Savage[/quote]

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  • I think this might be too realistic for some people lol

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  • [quote]A woman's response to your advances: Do you think I should have Aim Assist turned off? Because I can't keep my eyes off of you. [i]I'm sure that's not the only thing you'd want to use aim assist for. [/i] _____ Are you a Gunslinger? Doesn't matter, tether me anytime. [i]I am a Gunslinger. But I guess I don't matter. [/i] _____ I must be the Templar, because I can't help falling for you. [i]Sounds like your looking for an easy girl. You'll need more than cheese to impress this lady. [/i] _____ You must be a Gorgon, because I could get lost in those eyes for ever. [i] I'm looking for a guardian who has found his way in life, not a lost boy. Also, 'forever' is one word. [/i] _____ Are you a Year 2 Gjallarhorn? Because I want you. [i]If I'm a year two Gjallarhorn, I guess that means you will never obtain me. Why don't you go wolf pack someone else's rounds. [/i] _____ I like that Radiance on you, but even without it you would still look hot. [i]I just went through a dramatic near-death experience and all you can think about is my body. Thanks, but no thanks. [/i] _____ Is that a new shader? No? Just looking for a reason to inspect you. [i]It's actually the Dead Orbit shader, Nowhere. As in, you're going Nowhere near my armor or I'll knock you where the shader don't shine. [/i] _____ Are you thinking of changing your character's appearance? I wouldn't change a thing. [i]It's not like I can do anything about my hair anyways. And I don't want to start my appearance all over just to end up in the tower talking to low levels like you. Go ahead and Focus your Light somewhere else. [/i] _____ You should be an Exotic. Because a girl like you is impossible to find. [i]Please go on about how I'm an object of possession. [/i] _____ I never been one for farming but I'd grind that. [i]Do you even have a grind dance emote? Didn't think so.[/i] _____ Are you a Jackolyte? Because I can't get you out of my head. [i]Did you just call me a Jackolyte? Are you trying to insult me? [/i] _____ You are like Heavy Weapon Ammunition. I need you all the time. [i]Heavy!!! Screw you, I just got over an eating disorder.[/i] _____ We'd all stop hearing about Crota's End if you'd walked by. [i]I would be glad to hear you stop talking about anything. And once I've walked by, I'll continue to walk away. [/i] _____ Is your first name Nerf? Because the forums find you OP. [i]Get Gud, Scrub.[/i] _____ I'm not Oryx but I'll make you Taken. [i]I bet you would love me to be absent of all thought and under your absolute control. Slavery or r@pe, I'm not into that kind of stuff. [/i] _____ Like the Aegis during the Vault of Glass, I could not survive without you. [i]Well, not my problem. Good luck, hun.[/i] _____ You must be the Queen of the reef because your brother's a douche. [i]Family is everything and you've insulted mine. Luckily, you're not worthy of my wrath. [/i] _____ If you were a Vex Gate, I'd open it... That sounded... Never mind. [i]Thank you for stopping yourself. Feel free to do that every time you think about saying something.[/i] _____ Are you a Forum Ninja because I just violated the code of conduct and was met with swift justice. [i][Code of Conduct], The Women's Rights Movement, & Sexual Harassment Handbook are all good reads.[/i][/quote]

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  • Every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you. Party pooper....party pooper.

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  • I guess they crashed the party you could say they're a party crasher

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  • I'd prefer your version of party name.

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  • Bump

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  • Captain Buzzkill over here, damn.

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