Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself My name is Shady So nice to meet you It's been a long time sorry I've been away so long My name is Shady I never meant to leave you You see that chick in the gym checking me out? Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth I lose a pill and I'm wrecklessly wrecking the house That was suppose to be breakfast, where the heck is it now? Here's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse Man I should check to see if my mom left any out Nope, guess I'll re-route Maybe somewhere in the depths of your couch Oh! Jackpot! Yea, 'Open Sesame' mouth Down the hatchet, the feeling, you can't match it A rap-tap-tap on your door with the damn wratchet (A tac-tac-tacin a whore) with a damn hatchet A nap-sack-packed with like 40-some Zan-exs Shorty come back, I'm trying to score me some lapdances I'm bout to relapse so maybe pour me some Jack Daniels Formula 40-40 and 40s with mad capsules The bad apple spoils the bunch and back at-ya [Chorus:] Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello And are you menstruating baby, my little friend's waiting to say Hello The way your titties are wiggling and your booty shaking like Jello Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello My equilibrium is off, must me the Lithium I don't need to buy any drugs, man people give me 'em It just becomes everyday extracurriculum No reason in particular, it was strictly fun A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151 51 people asleep in my damn living room Scuse me hun? But what is your name, (Vivian?) (I woke up) next to ya naked and uh, did we umm? Of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy hun? I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there don't seem to be one No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free from (I find the package) and I'm cool, I immediately run like Speedy Gon- Zalez to see if I see anyone Who might have a couple of threes, I'm fiending for some My head is pounding to the beat of the drum [Chorus:] Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow? Some are oval, and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello Oh, those were the days, they certainly were It's hurting me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for good (Word-word, chi-word-word, chi-word-chi-chi-word) I second that and a third, rush to emergency surgery to try to flush me because of the drugs that he purged (He's no longer getting) the three-hundred bucks for these Perc-adins Buster's getting to be where he lustfully surged it in Pain it hitting his knee and his muscles 'be hurting him' Tirelessly on the phone trying to rustle up muscle relaxants for his back and a couple of packs Since now he's doubling back-wards and he stumbling back Slipped and fell, hit his back-bone, heard something go crack Now he's up in the bathroom like he's busting a nap Almost ended it that soon because of the fact I'm just busting my own chops while I'm bustin a rap Resuscitated and re-juiced so -blam!- it, I'm back And so I'm saying... [Chorus:] Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow, Some are oval, and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself My name is Shady So nice to meet you It's been a long time sorry I've been away so long My name is Shady I never meant to leave you