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Edited by barisgirit:
11/6/2015 6:54:02 PM
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Chuck Norris facts for Destiny
Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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1 ReplyThe warpriest has to prove he is worth to chuck Norris Chuck Norris makes caterpillar become butterfly and fly away When throw a hammer at chuck Norris, it goes flying back to you because the hammer knows what happened last time The brand of immortality directly goes to chuck Norris Chuck Norris can one shot golgorth with a khvostov and without any reclaimed light Omnigul screams because of the horrible things chick Norris did to her The hive created their oversouls to escape being killed by chuck Norris, too bad it didn't work The vex cannot simulate chuck Norris Chuck Norris still gets engrams from the sky watch loot-cave, but all the engrams that drop to him are exotic All the bosses activate a three of coin when facing chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets to the lighthouse with only a khvostov and being 12 light Chick Norris has been the only person able to wear Oryx's ass like a hat The worm gods were some parasites living in chuck Norris' stomach Chuck Norris is the reason the speaker wears a mask If you use touch of malice's last perk on chuck Norris, it deals 1/99999999999999 of the base damage and you die at the first shot That's all I have.
