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Edited by Krishnas Prophet: 11/25/2015 5:22:48 AM
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Self Introduction Thread: Introduce Yourselves Guardians, At the Bridge of Death!

What, is your favorite color? Scrub: "Ah, Blue - No Green!" *Gets cast off of tower in a woosh of wind, down into oblivion.* [spoiler]Introduce yourself wisely[/spoiler] Please the bridge keeper with thy wit and humor, and a deputy bridge keeper thee may be! If worthy, in this spoiler written in memory yee shall be! [spoiler] If shown here a deputy bridge keeper yee be! SinToTT ziggerastica SemiautoWalrus[/spoiler]

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  • [i]*In British Voice*[/i] "Ask me your questions Bridge-Keeper I'm not afraid."

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  • Hello. I'm new here. My name is Poopin Hezakiah. I kinda have seen you around before, but I don't know you too well... [spoiler]I Anthropologize...[/spoiler]

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  • Hello

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  • -The Winter Wraith takes notice of you...-

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  • Liberty Prime Mission:The Destruction of any and all chinese communists!

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  • Hi, I'm Autumn-kun, I wish to learn the ways rekt, Keeper-senpai.

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    • Edited by Eris Morn: 11/26/2015 12:18:59 AM
      Fingertips on the surface of my mind!... Oh and hi!

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      • Hello

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        • I am Grim6I9. I and I alone, expected the Spanish Inquisition. *holds door shut*

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        • Hello, I'm Dead Inside. Pleasure to meet you all!

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        • Dark Iron Zero To find the holy grail. Blueeeeee

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        • What it do Scooby doo, come with me if you wanna have a good time baybay.

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        • Uh.. hello?

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          • Edited by Lunasia_: 11/25/2015 4:43:00 AM
            Hello people of #destiny. You probably dont know me, but often in #offtopic, i am known as 1) the male who shaves his legs 2) the person who wants to [i]f[/i]uck my cousin 3) hentai spammer 4) porn/booty spammer 5) alts named asianskin v2, cousin fcker v3 and v4 How do you do? I accept your challenge

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            • I am Crapolio of the kingdoms of Xbonia and Playstatia. I seek the holy Dark Drinker. My favorite color is green.

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            • Ah. I remember the movie you got this from. Good times... [spoiler]Its Monty Python and the Holy Grail[/spoiler]

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              How fast does a swallow fly? Just wondering, because I have an African one and a European one so I just need to know this. Also, my name is Hex DeadShot... and I'm a Conspiracy Theory user.

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            • Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself My name is Shady So nice to meet you It's been a long time sorry I've been away so long My name is Shady I never meant to leave you You see that chick in the gym checking me out? Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth I lose a pill and I'm wrecklessly wrecking the house That was suppose to be breakfast, where the heck is it now? Here's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse Man I should check to see if my mom left any out Nope, guess I'll re-route Maybe somewhere in the depths of your couch Oh! Jackpot! Yea, 'Open Sesame' mouth Down the hatchet, the feeling, you can't match it A rap-tap-tap on your door with the damn wratchet (A tac-tac-tacin a whore) with a damn hatchet A nap-sack-packed with like 40-some Zan-exs Shorty come back, I'm trying to score me some lapdances I'm bout to relapse so maybe pour me some Jack Daniels Formula 40-40 and 40s with mad capsules The bad apple spoils the bunch and back at-ya [Chorus:] Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello And are you menstruating baby, my little friend's waiting to say Hello The way your titties are wiggling and your booty shaking like Jello Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello My equilibrium is off, must me the Lithium I don't need to buy any drugs, man people give me 'em It just becomes everyday extracurriculum No reason in particular, it was strictly fun A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151 51 people asleep in my damn living room Scuse me hun? But what is your name, (Vivian?) (I woke up) next to ya naked and uh, did we umm? Of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy hun? I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there don't seem to be one No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free from (I find the package) and I'm cool, I immediately run like Speedy Gon- Zalez to see if I see anyone Who might have a couple of threes, I'm fiending for some My head is pounding to the beat of the drum [Chorus:] Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow? Some are oval, and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello Oh, those were the days, they certainly were It's hurting me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for good (Word-word, chi-word-word, chi-word-chi-chi-word) I second that and a third, rush to emergency surgery to try to flush me because of the drugs that he purged (He's no longer getting) the three-hundred bucks for these Perc-adins Buster's getting to be where he lustfully surged it in Pain it hitting his knee and his muscles 'be hurting him' Tirelessly on the phone trying to rustle up muscle relaxants for his back and a couple of packs Since now he's doubling back-wards and he stumbling back Slipped and fell, hit his back-bone, heard something go crack Now he's up in the bathroom like he's busting a nap Almost ended it that soon because of the fact I'm just busting my own chops while I'm bustin a rap Resuscitated and re-juiced so -blam!- it, I'm back And so I'm saying... [Chorus:] Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow, Some are oval, and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself My name is Shady So nice to meet you It's been a long time sorry I've been away so long My name is Shady I never meant to leave you

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            • Salutations!

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            • I fart in your general direction...

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              • Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

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                • [spoiler] Hey [/spoiler] [spoiler] Wassup [/spoiler] [spoiler] Hello [/spoiler]

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                  • *Nod* *Grunt*

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                    • Hello

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                      • Turns out I'm a baby turtle http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=frDamZjCbkI

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                        • I cut down the largest tree in the forest with [spoiler]a HERRING![/spoiler]

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