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11/21/2015 3:25:14 AM
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*Sits down and opens Bungie.Net on phone*
Hmm. Been awhile. Do I remember you? Or maybe you? Oh gosh, I sure remember you!
It has been too long. I've missed this place. How are my pretties doing? ^_^
Come and chill with me. Let's talk. What's new? Or what's old?
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1 ReplyHey its you again! You look wonderful as always! Stay classy :)
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2 RepliesEMBRACE DEMOCRACY OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED.
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2 RepliesDo you remember me?
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1 ReplyI hope you're not sitting on the toilet while you are wanting us to join you.
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3 RepliesThe Brute Chieftain Tartarus takes the human Miranda Keyes into the control room. When they reach the control panel Tartarus commands the Human female to insert the Index into the console. Come Human, it is easy. Take the Icon in your hand...(growl) and do as you are told! Please be careful! This reclaimer is delicate, Spark says. One more word, Oracle, and I'll rip your eye from its socket! Which is nothing compared to what I'll do to you. Miranda resists and Tartarus shoves her to the ground. He rips off her cloths and grasps her soft breasts with his rough hands. He has always had the fantasy of having sexual intercourse with a human. Now his dream has come true. He grabs the icon and sticks it up Miranda's soft wet Unggoy. She resists at first, but starts to moan. She feels the hard metal Icon being shoved into her soft Unggoy. She pulls it out and grabs Tartarus's hard erect Banana. She firmly grasps it and moves her hand up and down for 5 minutes straight. The Banana ejects hot warm sticky plasma all over her face. It slowly drips off her chin and onto the floor. She licks the Plasma off the ground and smiles at the Brute. Then the Arbiter walks in with Johnson. The Arbiter's eyes fill with fear and confusion. He looks at the two and vomits all over the floor. Johnson pulls out his magnum and shoots himself in the head. Miranda and Tartarus continue their love making. They both look at the Fist of Rukt and smile at each other. The End.
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3 RepliesThis place sucks now
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2 RepliesValus walrus's idea is being put in destiny
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1 ReplyYoooooo
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Who am i
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1 ReplyHi how are you *spongebob circle pants voice*
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2 RepliesAyyyy bby
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1 ReplyWith Netflix?
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1 ReplyAlways wondered what happened to you. Welcum back
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4 RepliesWhy does my cat not love me Dx
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3 RepliesI'm sure it's the same as you left it just with different faces. This month's fads are OP is lettuce and some chain letter about dating your crush.
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4 RepliesSup Etheric
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2 RepliesEdited by eShronk: 11/24/2015 2:16:51 PMDid you leave destiny? [spoiler]if so 👍[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesI wasn't here for the old bungie.net days... What was it like etheric
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6 RepliesHey. How have you been Peace?
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6 RepliesAttention seekers are sad.
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And who exactly are you?
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1 ReplyThis place... Has..... Changed
