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Edited by IAmJoshman: 8/15/2015 11:56:45 PM
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The Chuck Norris "Facts" Thread

Let's all perform our daily worship of Chuck Norris Now please let us hear the "Facts" the Chuck has to offer News: 50 Facts, Norris approves News: 100 Facts, Norris is pleased News: 250 Facts, Chuck killed Osama bin Laden in fit of happiness News: 550 Facts, Chuck went in time to stop the JFK assasination. As Oswald shot, Chuck's beard caught and shot back the bullets at Oswald, killing him. JFK's head exploded from sheer amazement. ------------------------------------------------- Best Facts: Chuck Norris took oranges off an apple tree and made the best lemonade you've ever tasted - JollyRoger343 Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the show "Man vs. Wild," but the directors didn't want kids thinking that "lava is safe to eat" - Rubyk Chuck Norris can rub 2 pieces of fire together and make wood -WiliestHarbor66 Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret - MasterMG33 Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room - Omalpha Chuck Norris got into a knife fight... The knife lost - Omalpha When Chuck Norris dies he will be carrying his own coffin - hertylip Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns - II Âømârk II ------------------------------------------------- [b][i][u]THE HALL OF THE NORRIS[/u][/i][/b] [b][i]The Greatest Contributor: Singh1199[/i][/b]

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  • Edited by Amrit: 8/16/2015 3:03:59 AM
    #Chuck norris has the iPhone 6, and runs android on it. #Chuck norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do chuck norris. #Facebook exists because he wants his enemies to find him-too bad they already died. #chuck norris can find a haystack in a needle. #i had a dream when i punched chuck norris, when i woke up, my hand was broken #chuck norris' iphone has every song and video in the world... On 2 gb. #chuck norris once smiled at a group of children, they are now known as the justice league. #chuck norris punched water, and left a dent #chuck norris went to swim in the ocean, the sharks [i]ran[/i] for land #wikipedia asks chuck norris for information #chuck norris makes ice cubes... In the microwave #if chuck norris wants steak, cows volunteer, brcause it's easier that way #chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Edit- MORE FACTS #life is not, in fact, a box of chocolates. It is more like a box of chuck norris roundhouse kicking you in the face. #god didn't kill the devil, he hired chuck norris to do it. #there is no "slow motion effect". Time slows down when Chuck norris is bored. #chuck norris can draw a [i]perfect[/i] circle with a ruler. #thats not an eclipse... Thats the sun hiding from chuck norris #the guinness book of world records are things chuck norris wished not to take credit for. More facts tomorrow :)

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