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Edited by Megog10: 12/15/2015 5:01:21 PM
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Best green text stories

Share your best green text stories so that we might laugh.

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  • >Open my dorm room. >Pissed off instantly, gf is cheating with idiot. >I pull him off of her. >Slam his face into wall. >Lug him outside. >Explain to him my situation >Tell him to gtfo before I go nuts. >Enter my room again >Cûnt gf is sitting there crying. >Encourage her to get out of my life. She's still crying so I tell her to read the first letter of every sentence.

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