There's 3 guys on there way to Sturgis, one black, one white, one Asian. The car broke down mid way threw, outside of a farm house. They ask the farmer if they can stay the night, the farmer says "yes, but under one condition. You don't touch my daughter." They all agree... then they all have there way with her. The next morning the farmer confronts the three men and asks them "who had sex with my daughter?!" They all confessed. So the farmer told them all to go pick 100 pieces of fruit or vegetables from his farm. The white guy picks 100 cherries and brings them back to the farmer, the farmer says "now shove em up your áss." So he does and chuckles. The Asian guy picks 100 carrots and brings them back to the farmer, the farmer says "now shove em up your áss." So he does and the white guy and him are laughing their ásses off. The farmer asks them why they are laughing so hard. They reply, "that nígger out there is picking watermelons!!"