There's an alcoholic bum in the city out begging. He gets 5 bucks and goes to the liquor store. "Give me a 5$ bottle of wine." Okay this will do u good says the cashier. The bum drinks the whole bottle and passes out near the gay bar. A dude comes out and finds him snoring on the concrete. He screws him. Feels cheap so he puts a 10$ bill in his pocket. The bum wakes up, and finds 10$ in his pocket. "I ought to pass out here more often." he says to himself He goes around the city gets something to eat, and goes back to the liquor store. "Another bottle of the cheap wine" Okay." The cashier says. Bum drinks the whole bottle, and passes out In the same spot. This time the dude comes out with three of his buddies. " this guy's out like a light. We can all screw him. Just leave him 10$" So they all do him and he wakes up to find 40$. He goes out into the city and come back to the liquor store. The cashier sits another bottle of cheap wine on the counter "No thanks man. Gimme a bottle of the 40$ wine. That cheap wine is tearing my ass all to hell." If u read this your in before ninjas swift justice.