Two tree's on top of a hill. One is a Birch and the other a Beach tree. They start talking about a sapling they see down the hill. The beach tree says " thats a son of a beach." The birch tree says "no, its definitely a son of a birch." This argument goes on for a few minutes untill a woodpecker comes by. The trees ask him to fly down and inspect the young sapling and let them know which one is right. After a few minutes the woodpecker returns and says "Gentleman, that is neither a son of a birch nor a son of a beach, but the finest piece of ash i have ever stuck my pecker in! Ohhh its a tree joke!!! :)