A plane crashes on an island. Two men survive. They are Joe and Bob. They worked together and set up a little camp while they waited for rescuers. They went to sleep. The next morning natives of the island came. "CHOOSE PONG-PONG OR DEATH!" the leader yelled at Joe. "Umm...pong-pong?" Joe said. "Follow." the leader said. Bob was all alone for the whole day. He went to sleep. The next morning Joe came back sore everywhere and could only crawl on his hands. "What happened?" Bob asked. "They shoved a stick in and out my ass all day and night. I can barely even move now. Choose death instead." Joe said. "DEATH OR PONG-PONG!" the leader said to Bob. "Death." Bob said. "DEATH BY PONG-PONG!!" the leader yelled. He pulled his spear out...