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Edited by BobBQ: 11/16/2015 5:13:05 AM
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Bored and need a joke

Well i am bored now .. haven't played on my ps4 for like 2 or 3 weeks now Missing a lot of games So Tell me a joke :) Edit: humph didn't expect this many responses .. there are great ones and a couple of bad ones with a hint of idiot ones

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  • A woman with an odd voice goes to the grocery store. She goes over to a worker with a large nose and asks him about the pricing of some items. She asks how much cashews cost and he says $3.50. She asks how much are almonds and he says $4.00. She then tells him that they are too expensive and will go shop somewhere else. She also tell him thank you for not making fun of her voice. He tells her that he's disappointed but that he appreciates that she didn't make fun of his big nose. She replies "Nose? I thought that was your penis! Your damn nuts are so high!"

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