3 men are stranded on an island, only to be spotted by a group of deranged tribal men. The leader of the group says, "If you want to live, go and pick out 3 of the same fruit inside that forest" The three men hurry into the forest, only to return a couple of minutes later. The first man comes alone with 3 apples. The man looks with a smirk and screams, "NOW SHOVE ALL OF THEM UP YOUR BUTT OR DIE!" Man #1 hesitates, but obeys. He gets about halfway through the first one then cries, "I can't do it!"and gets beat to death. The second man saw the chaos behind some bushes, and intelligently picks out 3 blueberries. The leader of the tribe sighs in disgust and says, "shove them up your butt or die" Man #2 gets the first two up his butt then laughs. The leader of the deranged tribe thinks it as a mock, and man #2 gets beat to death. Both man #1 and #2 go to heaven. Man #1 spots man #2 and says, "I was watching you from here. Why did you laugh? You would've survived". Man #2 smirks and says, "because I saw man #3 carrying pineapples".