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Edited by SpaceJam: 11/15/2015 7:53:51 PM
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A bus full of ugly people drove off a cliff and died. They all went to heaven and God greeted them by saying since you guys were ugly on earth i will grant you all one wish. So they all lined up and proceed to give God their wish. The first person asked him if he could be good looking and so it happened. Out of know where the guy in the very back started laughing. Everyone looked at him then shrugged it off. The next person then asked if she could be pretty and so it happened. She was gorgeous but again the guy in the back laughed. This went on for 20 people. They'd ask to be pretty or handsome and the guy in the back would just laugh over and over. Finally God got to the last guy and said it was rude to laugh but i will still grant you your wish. What do you wish for? The man started laughing again the he said in a slow voice, "I wish for everyone to be ugly again, then laughed until he fell to the ground!"
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  • Awesomeness.

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  • [quote]A bus full of ugly people drove off a cliff and died. They all went to heaven and God greeted them by saying since you guys were ugly on earth i will grant you all one wish. So they all lined up and proceed to give God their wish. The first person asked him if he could be good looking and so it happened. Out of know where the guy in the very back started laughing. Everyone looked at him then shrugged it off. The next person then asked if she could be pretty and so it happened. She was gorgeous but again the guy in the back laughed. This went on for 20 people. They'd ask to be pretty or handsome and the guy in the back would just laugh over and over. Finally God got to the last guy and said it was rude to laugh but i will still grant you your wish. What do you wish for? The man started laughing again the he said in a slow voice, "I wish for everyone to be ugly again, then laughed until he fell to the ground!"[/quote]

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  • Loool what a -blam!-ed up person

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  • Ayyyyyyyyyy lmfao

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