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Edited by BobBQ:
11/16/2015 5:13:05 AM
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Bored and need a joke
Well i am bored now .. haven't played on my ps4 for like 2 or 3 weeks now
Missing a lot of games
So Tell me a joke :)
Edit: humph didn't expect this many responses .. there are great ones and a couple of bad ones with a hint of idiot ones
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1 ReplyWhat's long and stiff and full of seamen [spoiler]A SUBMARINE [/spoiler]
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11 RepliesWhat's the difference between 6 million Jews and 6 million dollars? [spoiler]i give a shit about 6 million dollars[/spoiler]
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Why was the cow jealous of the goat? [spoiler] she didn't have any kids[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhy do I need to tell you a joke when you're here?[spoiler]sry op[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesUr life
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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? [spoiler]sneakers[/spoiler]
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my life
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Why couldn't the Ghost play on the see-saw with his friends? [spoiler]Because he was a little... Light[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesHow do you start a Jewish parade? [spoiler]roll a penny down the hill[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesWhat's a pirates worst nightmare? [spoiler]a sunken chest and no booty[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyPussy [spoiler]you don't get it... Do you?[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesEdited by Lord Huron: 11/16/2015 6:07:43 PMThree guys driving break down by a farm. They ask the farmer if they can stay the night. He says yes, just stay away from my daughter. (She's a 9.5) They all fool around with her that night. But what they didn't know is that the farmer Jerry rigged a razor in her vagina. [spoiler] don't use logic just trust me[/spoiler] The next day the farmer lines the three guys up and has them drop their pants to make sure they didn't fool around with his daughter. He approaches the first man, and his dick is cut off so he punches him out cold. The second guy has his dick so the farmer goes to shake his hand, and 2 fingers are missing, so the farmer knocks him out cold. The third guy has his dick, the farmer shakes his hand and he's got all his fingers. So the farmer says "alright son I won't knock you out" The man replies "hank ou"
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3 RepliesMy friend got mad at me for sniffing his sisters panties It didn't help that she was still wearing them It also didn't help that his whole family was there watching It also made the rest of his sisters funeral really awkward.
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Young thugg's rap carrer 😂😂😂😂😂
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5 RepliesA group of students had a biology lab. As a part of this lab they were supposed to scrape some bacteria off their teeth with a toothpick and then examine it under the microscope. But this one girl had some problems identifying her bacteria and asked the professor what they were. The professor chanted, "Those are sperm cells!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The guy in the top bunk has his girlfriend sleeping over. To try and keep quiet, they devise a code. His girlfriend will say "tomato" if she wants him to go slower and "lettuce" for him to go faster. As they begin to have sex, the girl starts to moan, "Lettuce, lettuce, tomato, tomato!" The roommate on the bottom bunk wakes up the next morning and says, "Stop making sandwiches at night. You got mayonnaise in my eye!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Like if you like!
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1 ReplyWant to hear a joke[spoiler]my life ; ([/spoiler]
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Ready? [spoiler]Women's rights![/spoiler]
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6 RepliesThis post.
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Look up the Lidl Song and Horse Outside on Youtube.
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Is there a keg in your pants? Cause I'd like to tap dat ass
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6 Repliesknock knock who is there a mirror, i am lonely
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6 RepliesResearchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern they might have died for Avian Flu. A bird pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT avian flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts. However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the birds' beaks and claws By analysing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car. MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. He very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impeding danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck."
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1 ReplyTwo clowns were eating a canible. They looked at each other and said: does something taste funny to you? :)
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1 ReplyWhat do apples and black people have in common[spoiler]they both look great hanging from trees[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyLook in the mirror
