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11/11/2015 3:23:17 PM
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I was gonna have the best dream
I was gonna have the best dream ever.
So in this dream, for some reason, Yellow Heart met me and said she wanted to sleep with me, in the sense of going to sleep in bed, not sex. So we slept, her boobs pressed against my chest and all that (we were down to our underwear BTW). Then asks if she can take off her bra since it was tight.
Skip a few dirty acts later.
I somehow got her to agree to having buttsex, so she got on her fours, and my dick was really close to entering and the-
BEEP BEEP BEEP RISE AND SHINE MOTHER-blam!-ER!!!
My alarm. GOD DAMMIT ALARM!!!
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Had a similar dream, except I couldn't go in at all no matter what, was like trying to bang a wet squishy wall. I know most are gonna be like "cause you don't know what it's like you virgin" but this was after I got married and had a kid sooooo...
