I've been being flirty with this girl from school, we went on a couple of dates, and now she's totally obsessed with me. I don't really like her very much but I don't know how to let her down
She just texted this to me:
[spoiler]Dear John,
I'm so glad that I found such a great guy like you. I don't even know if I deserve you. I like you so much that I'm scared that I might become selfish, haha. You're so sweet, cheesy(corny), understanding, kind, and just overall amazing. I'm truly amazed how I got the chance to meet you and have such a heart warming relationship with you. That you so much for understanding even though you might not get the situation. You are honestly perfect even you're flaws are perfect. (even though I doubt you have any flaws) . You make me smile when I'm feeling down and give me butterflies in my stomach when you give me hugs and when you gave me a kiss on the top of my head. I smile when I think about you and feel stupidly retarded when people ask me why I'm smiling. I feel pathetic when I'm crying because I'm scared of losing someone I care about. I'll always be there for you when you need someone I promise. You can be the hero and I'll be your sidekick. I'm sorry for being so stupid sometimes. But to be honest I'm scared to date you because dating me can be a handful, and I'm scared that I might not be the person you thought I was and not want me anymore. I'm pathetic and such a cry baby. I like you a lot. I hope you do too. I miss you when I can't see your face. And I'm sorry for getting you into trouble. I don't want you to get hurt. I just wanted to tell you this. Well I have to shower bye. [/spoiler]
[b]UPDATE[/b]: broke up with her via text. The deed is done
[b]UPDATE 2[/b]: she's called me three times today
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Dude! This girl got crazier the longer she messaged you. In the words of my Black brothers. RUN N I G G A!! That bitch is crazy!
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Pics?
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No that text was to Spartan John.
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Smash it then pass it.
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Seems clingy...
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[quote][quote] Because you opened this. you will get kissed on Friday by the person you love or like. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Do not break this chain. You have 2 minutes this is not a fake...apparently. Forward this to 15 people in the next 15 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow. You're number one crush will either KISS, ask you out, or call you. If you break this chain, the little girl named Kaitlyn who died 2 years ago on a car crash will be in your room TONIGHT! Good luck <<3, and your time starts, right know No Cheatin[/quote][/quote] When you're bored af and want to do something stupid ^^^
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[quote]Because you opened this. you will get kissed on Friday by the person you love or like. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Do not break this chain. You have 2 minutes this is not a fake...apparently. Forward this to 15 people in the next 15 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow. You're number one crush will either KISS, ask you out, or call you. If you break this chain, the little girl named Kaitlyn who died 2 years ago on a car crash will be in your room TONIGHT! Good luck <<3, and your time starts, right know No Cheatin Haha[/quote]
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Edited by Uberdawg: 11/12/2015 3:41:11 AMGo ghost bruh. No text, no calls, avoid her in person. If she corners you, just look in her eyes briefly, then look down, look up again and say, with pain your voice, "it's complicated. I need to be alone right now." Then get some other chick to hold your hand in front of her a few days after that. Achievement unlocked: Soul Flayer.
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John? John!?... [spoiler]as in...[/spoiler] [spoiler][b][i][u]JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!![/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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Your -blam!-ed
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You wouldn't believe how many problems A .50 cal to the face can solve
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I'd tell you to smash, but you can't bang yourself.
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This is gay as hell.
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Call my friends at Ditcher, kwik, and Hyde-Law firm
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I dated a girl like that once and I have some advice for you. She might say these things now and act like that but you need to think about what could happen in the long run. She could try to make you do things you never wanted to do before. Try to take control of your life, force you to only do what she wants. Wanna know what happens if you do what she wants? She either threatens to cut, cuts, pretends to cut to make you feel bad, tries to overdose on pills or threatens to or pretends to etc... Look. Take a good long look at her. If you see even a twinge of psycho-possessive, you drop her. Immediately. However, if all she wanted was to be yours. Then give it a shot
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Try to have anal with here then dump her ;) or she will break up when you ask that.
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She wants to -blam!- you. Hurry before it's too late
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but is she hot
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Well have fun with that and good luck.
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Just dont go into her basement anytime soon.
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Do her. Hard
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Somehow it feels like if u have sex with her, she will be the one on top and you will be cuffed to the bed
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Anti toast/envelope: When she asks you the secret code, kick her in the testicles.
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It seriously might be easier to just marry her
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Fu[i] [/i] [b] [/b]ck