he is owed the product he paid for. tell ya what bubba. ive got great shoes to sell ya for only 40 bucks. you can have the left one now but the right one at some indefinite point in the future .....yeah
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Haha great one. Except don't tell him he only gets the left one for now, wait until after he already buys it. Or just don't mention it at all. Ignore his pleas as he begs for the other shoe.