Funny answers allowed, not too worried about it. Edit: posted this not 10 minutes ago, already have 30 replies, keep em comin! Edit: HOLY CRAP! 100 comments! Keep em coming! Will post favorite answers below: Yahgohbee: [quote]Take a bow and arrow and [spoiler]put an arrow in his knee. That will put an end to his creeping adventures. [/spoiler][/quote] Shag6: [quote]Go invis and use backstab[/quote] Osiris: [quote]Look at him and yell fist me daddy. If he perks up, run. If hes like dafuq, you're fine. [spoiler]Try yelling as loud as possible.[/spoiler][/quote] Burndudeep5: [quote]Shoot the shit out of him with one of your exotics[/quote] Icyman441: [quote]Walk up to him spas out, spin your head continuously and act like you are posed. It will surely scare him away.[/quote] LemonTowel: [quote]Wear your hottest cut-off jean shorts and tube top. Then invite him over to dinner and see where it goes.[/quote] KARTTO_: [quote]If he's up to no good, and therefore causing trouble in your neighborhood. I would suggest consulting your mother about moving to live with your uncle and aunt in bel-air.[/quote] Reonylus: [quote]Go out and pee on him to show dominance. But care, if he starts peeing back: NEVER, I repeat, NEVER piss in a cross. That shit is taboo, and you don't want to mess with the occult.[/quote] Ironterror58: [quote]Get the squirrel from ice age, point to the guy and say [spoiler]hes got nuts in his pants...go wild [/spoiler][/quote]