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originally posted in: Chuck Norris facts for Destiny
11/7/2015 2:53:28 AM
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At the end of the regicide mission, oryx is actually about to kill you until Chuck Norris shows up behind you at the last second. Being taken is a much more desirable fate than fighting chuck norris. That's why oryx smiles as he takes himself. [spoiler]chuck norris is at the back AND the front[/spoiler] [spoiler]chuck norris is never low on weapon parts[/spoiler] [spoiler]Mara sov bows to chuck norris[/spoiler] [spoiler]chuck norris can control an ogre[/spoiler] [spoiler]chuck norris put the hive to sleep before we "woken" them[/spoiler] [spoiler]the fallen will continue to claw at the walls of our city, unless chuck norris roundhouses them down[/spoiler] [spoiler]chuck norris uses touch of malice to his heart's content. It doesn't dare to try to steal his life force[/spoiler] [spoiler]xur hopes chuck norris will have something good for him on the weekends[/spoiler] [spoiler]the 8th column is called chuck norris[/spoiler] [spoiler]chuck norris will kill destiny[/spoiler] [spoiler]chuck norris doesn't have a ghost because he can't die[/spoiler] [spoiler]we will never get the last 3 calcified fragments because chuck norris has them[/spoiler] [spoiler]chuck norris put a rock on cayde's map months ago. Cayde has yet to mention it [/spoiler] [spoiler]the original white nail perk is based on chuck norris's fighting style: infinite precision hits[/spoiler] [spoiler]chuck norris will get free dlc[/spoiler] [spoiler]I wish I could say chuck norris's black spindle wasn't nerfed like everyone else's, but nothing can resist going down on chuck norris [/spoiler] [spoiler]smoggy Pluto gave chuck norris his gjallarhorn[/spoiler] [spoiler]chuck norris had the original ice breaker. After accidentally shoving the clip through the rifle during a reload, the manufacturer decided to make it regen its own ammo. [/spoiler] [spoiler]you can shoot a super good advice at chuck norris indefinitely. All rounds fired at chuck norris WILL miss[/spoiler]
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