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Edited by Dolphinizer: 11/5/2015 9:12:21 PM
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Why are plants green?

Well you see ever since I've been a child I've always wondered why plants dcjidososjjjj ehflehdlfjepdjebalfhwveyfucjanrmdjcjwkkw krudkehdmduslvuvk y embeddable vskshxlvuxuwlshcmudhwhskdhwlvirkwjlfowiqbslgujeufjcsjebbtfl backslapping xj jdkxkkfksogkrjwockgkrkcij jwjxkgjsjjcrnisdn rsjnfjsnw Edit: Hello, this is Dolphinizer's girlfriend typing. While writing this post my boyfriend, who was undergoing surgical enhancements and hormone therapy to become a Dolphin had an unusual side effect of his drugs kick in. While typing this post, his airflow to his brain cut off resulting in him typing this text above in panic. He is currently at the hospital breathing through a tube. Please pray for him. Edit: I have just received news from the doctor. It appear that the man you know as "Dolphinizer" who weighed over 665 pounds had just choked on a Cheeto. The doctors are asking if we have a forklift they can borrow to help move him out of bed.

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