Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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When Aetheon teleports Chuck Norris to another dimension, Aetheon gets lost in time. Inside oracles get marked by Chuck Norris and dissappear. And outside supplicants stand on portal to open the gates.