Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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Not only has he seen it, but Chuck Norris is in the original Destiny Supercut. The liquid inside Omolon's weapons is actually Chuck Norris's saliva. Xur is not random. Chuck Norris tells him what to bring. Chuck Norris constantly has the Deathsinger's song stuck in his head.