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Edited by barisgirit:
11/6/2015 6:54:02 PM
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Chuck Norris facts for Destiny
Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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When chuck Norris plays The story the speaker tells him of the great battle century's agi
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Did you know Chuck Norris actually had his own line of designer toilet paper? [spoiler]It had to be discontinued. It wasn't taking shit from anyone[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris is the reason Xur hides in the tower
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1 ReplyChuck Norris looked cute today before carbonite flux
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1 ReplyAccording to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris could have stopped the Darkness yesterday.
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Chick Norris looked oryx in the eyes [spoiler]then oryx blew himself up..[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesChuck Norris has a Gjallarhorn 3.0 equipped. as his primary. and his special. and his heavy. and his helmet. and his chest. and his arms. and his legs.
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Before guardians use their supers they ask Chuck Norris for permission first
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Why don't all Darlness forces attack the city? [spoiler]Chuck Norris is sleeping in it[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyChuck Norris doesn't lag. He moves in slow motion so everyone else has a chance. Titans ask for chuck to be nerfed. Draksis farms chuck norris for exotic drops. That robot in the tower... Sweeping that same spot.... Chuck Norris told him to wait there, he'd be right back.... During the beta testing
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Cayde-6 knew better than tell Chuck Norris to get his rock of his map. It still sits there today.
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2 RepliesPlease bump me a million times for later.
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chuck Norris once threw a fusion grenade and got a 25 kill streak...... it exploded
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2 RepliesChuck Norris defeated Xylar with a single mighty roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris is the front of the room.
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Chuck Norris once self-revived without dying.
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3 RepliesI thought of a bunch, tell me which one you like most! Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Dregs Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Shanks Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Vandals Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Captains Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Servitors Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Archons Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Thrall Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Acolytes Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Knights Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Wizards Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Ogres Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Goblins Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Harpies Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Hobgoblins Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Minotaurs Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Hydras Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Legionnaires Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Phalanxes Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Centurions Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Hunters Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Titans Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Warlocks Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Templar Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Atheon Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Ir Yut Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Crota Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Skolas Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Warpriest Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Golgoroth Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Daughters Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Oryx Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Spinmetal Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Helium Filaments Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Spiritbloom Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Relic Iron Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Pulse Rifles Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Fusion Rifles Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Auto Rifles Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Hand Cannons Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Sniper Rifles Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Fusion Rifles Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Shotguns Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Sidearms Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Machine Guns Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Rocket Launchers Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks The Speaker Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Xur Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Cayde Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Zavala Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Ikora Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Banshee Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Holliday Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Gjallarhorn Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Truth Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Thunderlord Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Super Good Advice Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Pocket Infinity Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Invective
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chuck norris decides rnjesuses drops
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Chuck Norris can complete nightfall with all burns on with only khostov
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In PvP, only Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris.
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Sun breakers run when they hear Chuck Norris activate.
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Chuck Norris can understand and remember Destiny's story.
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Thrall sit next to lamps in the pit....because they are afraid of chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a glimmer cap.
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Chuck Norris's Destiny class is a Ranger his primary's elemental damage is justice and his armor is upgraded with beard wire.
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2 RepliesGlad to see this thread going strong.
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Edited by Dragon_Jarl: 11/6/2015 9:27:02 PMBungie nerfed Chuck Norris' boots and he still split the Drednaught in half with a roundhouse kick. The Speaker actually told Chuck Norris about the great battle, centuries ago... how the Traveler was crippled. He told him of the power of the Darkness, its ancient enemy. He told Chuck the many tales, told throughout the City to frighten children. After that, the children were no longer frightened.
