Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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Edited by WELSHA08: 11/6/2015 3:31:58 PMThis thread pleases me.
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Chuck Norris won an arm wrestling contest with an Archon, while the Archon used all four arms.
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What's inside the Traveler? its where Chuck Norris keeps all his victims....
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Chuck Norris had a threesome with the daughters of Oryx, he was the only survivor.
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The traveler is actually Chuck Norris' left nut.
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I just want a gun called Chuck Norris- or Titan boots called Roundhouse Kicks.
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The Queen is not dead. Shes snuggly warm in Chuck Norrises beard.
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Chuck Norris gets exotics from blue engrams
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Chuck Norris killed a normal minotaur with precision damage.
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Chuck norris can't 1 hit a Sunbreaker :)
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when chuck plays the VoG the templar gets marked for chuck chuck teleports atheon then roundhouse kicks him and atheon drops 360 vex making it as strong as the vanilla vex
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked SmoggyPluto and 10 Ghorns dropped. All of them at year 3 light level.
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Chuck Norris can still push Atheon from the edge. Chuck Norris can kill Randal with one headshot Chuck Norris closed vault of glass after Cabr opened it. Gorgons hide from Chuck Norris eyes
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When Chuck Norris met the Exo Stranger, she DID have time to explain.
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Chuck norries has a kdr of 100.0 in pvp. He uses only his fists and feet The guardians call for a nerf on chuck norris
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Cayde 6 told chuck norris to get his rock off his map chuck norris responded with a roundhouse kick to caydes head
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Chuck norris does not need to be ascendant to pass through the taken portal
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Traveler is just a golf ball for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris uses Atheon as a lighter. Chuck Norris been under oversoul. Oversoul died. Chuck Norris has been taken by Oryx. Returned back safe with excuses from Oryx. Chuck Norris has killed 35 guardians in crucible. From sidearm. With no ammo. Flawless.
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Chick norris can kill crota. Without the sword
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Chuck Norris was the one who broke the beckenstien limit.
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Fist of Havoc is named after Chuck Norris' right fist!
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Chuck Norris cannot fight smoggypluto. If he did, the universe would implode
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Chuck Norris lives in the Lighthouse.
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Edited by YeahBut: 11/6/2015 11:11:45 AMWhen Crota was a kid, at bedtime, Oryx had to check the closet and under the bed for a Chuck Norris.
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This thread is amazing! :) :) :)
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The hellmouth is really just Chuck Norris's toilet, which is why it was named accordingly.