I tried farting in front of my wife and shit my pants. AMA.
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	Lmao!!!!
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	Has she gotten the divorce papers yet?
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	She's on the interwebz.....I hope she didn't
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	What color was it?
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	Brown-ish....I'm drinking beer and eating jalapeño almonds.....it's wet and squishy....