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He comes out with two hot burgers. "Mircowaved? Who gives a shit?" Dean throws one to you and takes a bite.
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"Meh. Guess it's as good as it gets." [b]he grabs the burger and takes a bite. With his cloth mask still on (think like Deadpool's)[/b]
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He shakes his head. "You just kinda go through whatever the hell you want, don't you?"
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"Damn right! How do you think I punch stuff?" [b]he says, his mouth full.[/b]
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"Like a normal human- never mind."
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"Dude, you don't even know. This one time, I "castrated" a guy that was really pissin' me off. Pretty funny."
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"You shoved your fist up his ass? Dude, what the -blam!-."
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"Nah. Phased my hand through his sack and crushed his nuts. The dude was screaming like a girl." [b]he chuckles.[/b]
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"That made my balls hurt just hearing that." He blinks a few times, readjusting his stance.
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"It sure as hell looked like it hurted. He might've died later. Meh, I dunno. Like I care." [b]he shrugs.[/b] "His girl was hot. She was pretty good too." [b]he grins, his mask stretching slightly.[/b]
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He chuckles. "We're cool right? I'd prefer to keep my balls."
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"Yeah dude. You're a smart Kid."
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"I'm 26, but alright." He finishes his burger and starts walking around again.
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"And I'm just over a thousand years. Maybe two. I [i]think[/i] two. Not too sure, I stopped counting after 1000."