"What? Nah, Nah, nah, get outta here, shlongface."
[b]the groaning and grumbling pilot stormed out of the gunship, angry. Ghost sat in his place at the controls.[/b]
"I ain't lettin' no stranger fly me around."
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"Couldn't agree more, Ghostfacer." He chuckles at his joke. [spoiler]Please tell me you get that...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lolnope.[/spoiler] "I'll just assume that was funny. Heheh." [b]he flips some dials, and slams his fist into the console after it hadn't complied to his demands.[/b]
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Dean leans forward. "Engines are cut, smart one."
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[b]the panel lights up, showing that the transport craft is in working order and fully activated. Ghost turns his head around with a highly probable smug look on his face.[/b] "What was that, dumb one?"
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He remains silent then smirks. "Maybe you're too fat for this ride." He leans back in his seat, laughing like crazy.
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"Don't worry Kid, maybe one day you'll be fit like me." [b]he chuckles, waiting for the other stragglers to enter the craft. The first one to do so is Kaebius. The tall man in armor enters the vessel, clad in his iron power armour. He looks around before nodding.[/b] [i]"gentlemen."[/i]
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"Sup." Dean eyes the new guy on the ship, keeping his shotgun and Jupiter close.
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[b]he took a seat nearby, drawing his large Heavy Autocannon and cleaning it. The man remained quiet, postured, elegant, which was a strange feature, not usually seen in men of his height and size.[/b]
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"Is it cool if I call you Iron Man?" He chuckles a bit.
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[i]"no thank you. My name is Kaebius, I don't believe we've met."[/i] [b]he holds one of his armored hands, it only had three long fingers.[/b]
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"I'm Dean. Still gonna call you K, because what you just said sounds hard to pronounce." He chuckles a bit.
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[spoiler]Kay-be-us[/spoiler] [i]"it isn't that complicated. You wouldn't want me calling you the D, wouldn't you?"[/i] "OOOH, New kid's got some sass! And I was just about to yell him to take out the stick up his ass!" [b]Ghost laughs.[/b]
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Edited by Python824: 10/21/2015 3:48:04 AM[spoiler]*debates putting this*: "Actually, that wouldn't be bad. Since Ghost is about to get the D in his face."[/spoiler] He chuckles a bit. "Alright, Kaebius."
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[spoiler]meh, nah, neh.[/spoiler] [b]a faint chuckle could be heard coming from the helmet as he returned to cleaning his weapon, the large Imperial Autocannon.[/b]
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"Hey! Ghostfacer! Get us going, I'm getting bored!"
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"Yeah well believe it or not I've gathered the patience to wait for these clutterfuсks of teammates we have." [b]he looks at his watchless wrist.[/b] "Fuсk it I'm giving those cockholsters five more minutes. Get their own god damn ship..."
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"Yeah, sounds fair."
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[b]He then zooms through the channels. Bonnie Tyler, Celine Dion, etc.[/b] "Who the fuсk even programmed this garbage?!" [b]he slams his fists into the console and One Bad Man by the Midnight Riders comes on.[/b] "Hey! That's my song! Fuсkin' sweet!"
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He knows the song and sings quietly along. As the song ends, the song switches to Midnight Rider by the Allman Brothers band. Dean nods. "Good song."
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"Meh. Whatever floats your boat, kid." [b]he bangs his head on the seat's head rest.[/b] "Uuuugggghhh........ fuсk it." [b]he slams the controls forward, sending the gunship racing out of the hangar, knocking over some crates, equipment and probably making many, many people angry. He laughs as they get out.[/b] "WOOOHOOO!!!!!! FUСK Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!" [b]he phases his hand through the cockpit, flipping the bird at the cruiser.[/b]
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Dean chuckles. "Dude, you just pissed off so many people."
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"Well then they can shove their golden cocks up each other's assholes, I couldn't care less. Still getting payed after this." [b]he brings his hand back in, holding the controls.[/b] [spoiler]would you believe it if I told you this guy was actually bi? XD[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]*looks at you like "Aww hell naw"* *lols* Wait... Is he really!?![/spoiler] Nearing the asteroid, he sees a small gray cube-like structure on the surface.
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[spoiler]yep. I based this character off of me.[/spoiler] "That looks like it, kiddies. Buckle up and clench your asses real tight, we're going in."
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[spoiler]Muh n*gga that's what I did with muh first character too[/spoiler] "Dude, what the -blam!-?" Dean laughs as the ship draws closer to the asteroid.