The best you could do is some crappy magic tricks that couldn't entertain an infant
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"Uh-huh. Keep trying, kiddo." [b]he reads a book.[/b]
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Next time you die tie the noose properly so it breaks your neck on the way down
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[b]he yawns.[/b] "Was that supposed to be something? Please, unborn children can do better."
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Unborn children have no brain activity so no they cannot *keeps writing*
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"Ooh, good burn." [b]his sarcasm was off the charts.[/b]
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*ignores him*
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[spoiler]lelelelel so salty this guy[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I'm trying to read a manga[/spoiler] [spoiler]damn you[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]y u b so salty kek[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I must get through 5 chapters[/spoiler]