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10/18/2015 1:58:02 AM
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Spartans can carry a 1000 pound suit but can't swim
The dovahkiin can run eat 100 cheesewheels and not gain a single pound
An elite soldier, trained for years and left his family to go fight in foreign lands, 360 noscopes off a bridge
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Scariest thing is he LOSES weight after eating cheese wheels
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You seriously wonder why a 1000 pound armored man cannot swim?... At least his airtight suit lets him breathe underwater.
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Yet he can sprint, jog, shoot effectively, jump, and still punch the everlasting shit out of the covenant, and survive falls from space and nukes?
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Yeah, some of thats impoosible, but the logic is its powered armor that makes him haster and stronger...
