Go!
Mine is:
Xûr bringing good gear.
Also, vanilla rahool.
(-blam!- you Rahool. All them damn blues...)
Favourites so far:
[quote]a bridge made of toilet paper[/quote]
[quote]Good loot in destiny[/quote] 
[quote]A fart after the 20th mile.[/quote]
[quote]pinochio. [/quote]
[quote]A thief with my wallet...
....
.....
Wait a minute.......?!?! .......
They're the same thing.... My bad[/quote]
[quote]The Nigerian prince who wants to make me rich[/quote]
[quote]Everything[/quote]
^^haha
EDIT 1:
trending! Again...
EDIT 2: 
1250+ replies! Good job guys!
EDIT 3:
Haha! Almost 2000!
*looks at other posts*
"Ha, You're crushing them!"
EDIT 4:
Enough condom jokes, please!
						
					
					
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	Swedens government
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	Bungie
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	All the hot single women who want to chat with me
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	2 RepliesHot singles within 3 miles
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	A Catholic Priest with a white van asking a young boy if he wants candy.
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	Bin Laden with a pack of c4
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	Richard Nixon
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	Putting my dick on a mouse trap.
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	Hitler and Satan's butt baby has more integrity.
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	A fart after being on Amox-Clav 875mg for a few days...
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	Barrack Obama and his "most transparent administration in history"
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	An exotic chest engram not giving me Crest of Alpha Lupi
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	1 ReplyLuke Smith is one of the best people I've seen in an interview. Wanna know why? He doesn't give a shit. You know Damn well he got his Ass chewed out for the PR nightmares he's caused, but he doesn't care. -blam!-er enjoys sandwiches, he's a dev, he's not going to know your answers to UK prices, and why the Hell should he? Morons -blam!-ing hang him up to be the bad guy when all I know is he was the lead for TTK, and this has been the absolute greatest expansion yet.
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	Satan, Barack Obama, (oh wait......)
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	Donald Trump
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	My penis to stay calm whenever I talk to my girlfriend
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	Sticking my head into a wood chipper.
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	2 RepliesThose three little fukers on The Night Before Christmas.
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	Rattlesnakes
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	Cayde-6's useless cloaking devices
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	Cancer... yep i trust cancer more than luke smith
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	1 ReplyBilly Cosby serving drinks
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	That yellow box that pops up while I'm watching YouTube and tells me I won an iPad.
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	My ex-girlfreind
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	1 ReplyMy black friend.
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    