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Edited by Guardian6593: 10/14/2015 2:23:59 AM
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Bungie is a drug dealer

This is a dumb post, but hear me out. Bungie the creator of Destiny (crack) is a drug dealer and you the player (crack addict) are the buyer. When you the player heard of this so called destiny, it blew your little addictive head. So you confronted this drug dealer (bungie) and asked if you could have some of their destiny (crack). "Of course" said the drug dealer and handed a sample of this destiny (trailer/beta). Well you being an addict got addicted to destiny and demanded more. So you confront bungie again asking for more of their wonderful product and of course they say yes, but at a cost. "I'll give you a full dose, but you're going to have to pay full price." (Aka Destiny the full game) You again being an addict don't even hesitate at this offer and indeed pay full price. Well as the months go by and you keep spending money on this destiny, you start having tolerance to this destiny and you need a higher dose or something new to it. So you confront bungie again asking for more or something new. "Well it so happens that I've changed the formula and created something new, but it's going to cost more." Like always you say yes to these terms and start paying more this new formula for destiny (the dark below). Well again months past and you're getting more and more tolerant to destiny. So again you ask for something new and again bungie offers you another fix for this drug at a higher price and again you take it(house of wolves). Well now it's almost been a year on this drug and you're a total reck and your friends and family are concerned about you and want you to go to rehab. Its been a month now since you've been on destiny and your life is getting back on track. But one day you're walking down the street minding your own business when you're approached by a familiar figure. It's bungie and he doesn't look too good. "Hey buddy I've haven't seen you in a while." You feeling like a new person reply, "I've been in rehab for the last month because of the drug destiny you hooked me on." Bungie desperate and has nothing left to loose says, "I'm sorry I got you addictive to destiny and I want to repay you for the harm I put on you. I've come up with this harmless new supplement that has the feeling of destiny, but does no harm to you (the taken king)." You being curious, but still want to stay clean politely decline the offer and walk away. Bungie understanding your decision gestures a one last hug. You thinking your life will start going in the right direction agree to this hug. Mid hug bungie secretly puts this new dug in your pocket. Then you wave goodbye to bungie and he does the same and you head home. Later that night you start to get ready for bed and you change in your pajamas, but you discover that something is in your pocket. You investigate your pocket to discover that you have this product that bungie showed you earlier. You wanting to start a new life immediately take this drug and head over to drop it in the trash. You flip the lid and about to drop this product in the trash, but you start to remember what bungie told you about this new product. You contemplate for hours over throwing away this drug or use it. Finally you are fend up and decided to take the drug to prove to yourself that this drug won't control your life anymore because you think you are not addicted to it anymore. But you were wrong and become dependant for it and confront bungie again asking for more of it. And as always bungie says yes, but at a higher price and you as always agree and repeat the cycle. Control your addiction and go to rehab. Destiny is a drug and you need to realize that it's a giant money scam. Sorry but they add little content for a high price. I was the addict since beta and now I'm here with the newest expansion ttk. I'm coming to my senses and I'm going to rehab. Rehab is open to all destiny addicts. They have a forum you can sign. It starts 11/10/15. Help us fix your addiction to a terrible drug and understand what freedom really feels like. [u]X[/u]______[u]Sign Below[/u]______

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