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originally posted in: NERF SUNBREAKERS OR I QUIT
Edited by TrueMaizeAndBlu: 10/7/2015 12:50:16 AM
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Deej looks at post Deej: "Oh no..." *Deej runs out of his house, gets in his car to get to the office. It breaks down. So he goes on foot. He crosses the deserts, climbs mountains, sail the deadly seas. He must get this information to Harold Ryan, the president of Bungie. Finally, Deej reaches his destination. He is exhausted. Deej is drenched in sweat and hardly able to breath. He could fall over dead any minute. Deej: "Mr. Ryan sir... Mrmoney211 might be quitting!" Ryan: "Who?" Deej: "mrmoney211, sir..." Ryan: "My god...bring me the button." *Deej breaks open a glass box on the wall labeled "Use in Case of Emergency." He pulls out a button from the scattered remains and hands it to Ryan. Ryan pushes the button Confetti pops everywhere and a banner drops that reads [u]No One Cares[/u] in bright, bold letters. A faint "Yea" can be heard in the background. Ryan: "Money well spent." *Looks over to Deej* Ryan: "Now get back to work and remember to tell me every time someone quits. I just love using this button." #bestcopypasteever
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