I've never spoken to a lot of you guys. Those I have spoken to, I tend to forget. To help me better understand and remember you, tell me what you'd like me to know about you. To break the ice, let me formally introduce myself. *Clears throat.* ¡Hola! My name is Tiberius T. Septimus. I'm a time traveling Aryan male from rural Uruguay. I'm 95 years old, 6 foot 3 inches and weigh 99790.3 grams (pounds are for plebeians). Here's a selfie of me on the French border in 1940. (I used an old camera. You know how it is, the 'tech gap' or whatever the hell you call it.) http://www.lazypalace.com/img/misc/german-soldiers/german-soldiers09.jpg Stuff: My favorite hobby involves using a time machine to conquer Europe over and over again, my favorite food is the German Snicker Doodle, and my favorite vacation spot is Montevideo Uruguay. Now your turn.