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10/4/2015 12:56:05 AM
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[spoiler]Lol mah parents took mah controllers[/spoiler]
"Dammit, now I miss my baby."
He starts driving towards the base.
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Edited by Veration: 10/4/2015 1:02:27 AM[spoiler]I have a spare controller. It's not my custom but it does the job[/spoiler] "Hmph. Y'know, besides from this, the last car I was in was a minivan stranded in an abandoned town in New Germany, gagged and strapped to the back of the van in a rubber latex gimp suit."
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"What.....the f[i]u[/i]ck?"
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"It's a long story. No pun intended."
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He shakes his head, trying to clear the thought. The car speeds up.
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The checkpoint appears. "What should we do?"
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"When they lower the gate, Imma stomp on the gas."
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"Good. Just get their attention now."
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"Why not?"
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"So they open the gates."
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He looks disappointed. "Didn't think about that." The car slows.
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"We can pass off as Baron, this is their car after all. Just roll up and honk your horn. Where are the explosives?"
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"The backseat. Hide them under the seat for me."
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Sawyer throws the explosives under the back seat. "Good. I was about to saw, they would've spotted the explosives if they were on the hull. We're lucky this ain't amateur hour."
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He chuckles as they pull up to the gate. Tommy honks the horn.
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The gate opens, and as soon as it does Tom floors it to the gate, and in the checkpoint both go leaping out and while in air Sawyer detonated the explosives.
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Using the confusion from the explosion, Tommy finds cover and Sawyer, laying down covering fire for him.
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"MY NAME IS JOHN RAMBO!"
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He chuckles as he kills yet another Baron.
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"How is it coming?"
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[spoiler]?[/spoiler]
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"ARE THEY DONE FOR?" Sawyer screams over gunfire.
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"BASICALLY!" Tommy gets behind one and pulls his pistol, putting one round in the back of the Baron's skull.
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"I think they're done with," Sawyer says as the smoke finally clears, him hacking.
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"You know what? That seemed way too easy."
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Edited by Veration: 10/4/2015 3:57:45 AM"Me and your girlfriend blew up Freehold. Most of them went out there."
