Sawyer then starts the car. The goons start to turn around, but before they can even see Sawyer they're flying across the sand, rammed by the spiked grille of the car.
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He starts looking around.
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"So, what do you like on your sandwiches?"
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"Turkey and cheese, gotta love the classics."
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"I love the classics too; 2 pounds of pork inbetween two pieces of bread."
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He chuckles a bit, that was a childhood favorite.
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"Hey, you can't go wrong with the original."
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"Can't hate PB and J either."
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"I prefer PB and bacon."
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He nods. "Love me some bacon."
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"Everything begins and ends with bacon. Bacon is love, bacon is life."
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He points at Sawyer. "Don't ever reference that video." [spoiler]Lmfao[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Sp00kfy ur nme bruh[/spoiler] "Someone got Shrekt in their sleep, I see."
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He shakes his head. "No, I took a dare to watch that video and it ruined my goddamn childhood." [spoiler]NEVER! MONTY PYTHON WILL ALWAYS BE MY NAME![/spoiler]
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He rummages through the pile of stored energy, dumping it all into his bag. "I lost mine to Squidward's Suicide. That or Two Girls One Cup."
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"Dude....those videos are way too -blam!-ed up."
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Sawyer finished packing up. "Tom, have you ever been to the Deep Web?"
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"I don't know what video that is, but I don't wanna know. Let's just get going."
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"Ok." Sawyer recoils. "Oh shit!"
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Tommy draws his pistol. "What?"
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"I forgot to quiz you!"
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"On?"
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"A lot of things. To determine whether you are a decent person. First question: do you like ketchup on your meats?"
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"Uhm....depends on the meat."
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"How to you take your burgers?"
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"Medium....why?"