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10/2/2015 8:03:42 AM
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No lie, This is true :
I was on a team of Randoms and my brother doing VoG. We all just fooling around have done it many times. Do stupid shit while playing.
Well one of the guys seemed to be having an argument with his GF. She wanted him to stop playing because she was "In the Mood" This guy was like "Im almost done" so hold on.
We were at Templar.
So she starts talking louder and he says "Sorry guys I have to turn my mic off so you don't hear this"
Well idk what happened but he didn't turn it off because she started talking louder and louder and then it happened...
The GF came up close to his face, in mic range, and said
"If you don't come and Fist my Fcking P@ssy right Now I am Never eating your asshole ever again!!!"
To say an Awkward silence occurred between the other 5 of us would be an understatement... Then my Brother out of nowhere says
"Uhhh dude, I think you should probably go Fist your Girlfriend, just saying"
Extreme laughter breaks out and then the guy made A OMG Sound and Quit.
Probably the funniest moment ever.
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Daaaayuuuuum
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But did she get fisted
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Lol wtf
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Wtf *Pun intended*
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Holy shit lol
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Omg lmao
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Oh god the world we live in :S
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Honest to god, not fake.
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Fake or not that's -blam!-ing hilarious!
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That's gold.
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lmao.
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Now that is hilarious.
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Jesus lol
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Got me cryin lmao
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Damn, I woulda been dying if I heard that. Is it commonplace to look forward to getting your salad tossed? No way.....
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At least she asks for it... Apparently in just "suppose to know" and "be on the same brain wave as her"
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[X] Doubt
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Hahahaha! Laughing my head off.
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Lmao!
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Haha! Best one so far
