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Edited by Alonfé:
9/30/2015 3:28:58 AM
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You're in a locked room.
One window (barred, let's make these bars nearly invincible), locked and reinforced door.
A box, a lightbulb, dust, belly button lint, a spoon, duct tape, rope, a pipe, hacksaw, a few springs, screws, and a metal chain, plus your brain.
Food comes from a hole that appears from the floor every noon, sharp.
Water comes from a gutter leading from the roof through the window.
You can only work for 1h at a time, they watch you.
How do you escape?
[spoiler]Anything is possible[/spoiler][spoiler]Removed table and chair, lol, everyone says same answer[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesJack off forcibly making extremely loud grunting noises to assert my dominance to anyone that can hear it. Wait for guards to come in enthralled by the sounds of my furious meat slapping. Wait for them to get close and unleash the load that has been building for an hour. Walk out of there like a badass while the guards are covered in jizz.
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I'd just hang myself. Who am I kidding
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1 ReplyShove pipe between bars, remove brain, put brain down pipe. I am now on the other side.
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[i]unlock the door.[/i]
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3 RepliesAnything is possible eh? Well i could either A. [b]FUS RO DA[/b] that wall B. Cut the bars with muh light saber C. Couldn't i just phase through the wall? D. Walk out
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1 ReplyWhat if I don't want to leave? *sits in chair and puts feet up* what if I wanna stay? *puts on sunglasses* looks like the rules just got screwed. Not really.
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2 RepliesI turn into any man and climb up gutter. [spoiler]git Gud scrub[/spoiler]
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2 Replies>cut box in two with hacksaw >put everything except duct tape and chain into each box >duct tape the boxes closed >attach chain to both boxes >duct tape the door >begin swinging both boxes from the middle chain >start floating upward >manage to drill through the ceiling >declare myself an official Attack Helicopter >fly into the sunset
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2 RepliesEat myself until there's none of me left then technically I'm not in the room anymore.
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1 ReplyHave u ever seen any prison movie EVER? Take my spoon and dig a tunnel to Antarctica
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2 RepliesIf anything is possible I yell at the people watching me, make them feel bad, then they let me out.
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1 ReplyTeleport
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1 Reply>get a box >sit in the box >turn invisible >makes faint hole in wall >run out naked >become boxman
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1 Replytake all the stuff and make a tank and roll right through the wall [spoiler]ive seen the A team do it[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'm gonna Shawshank this shit. 1v1 me irl scrub spoons only.
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1 ReplyCombine my brain with all of the materials to make me into an indestructible Freddy animatronic and terrorize them from 12:00 to 6:00
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2 RepliesPull out ma phone go on pornhub see add saying local women want a -blam!-, get excited, then get dissapointed when I find it's lie.
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1 ReplyPut the screws into my skull use rope to hang myself
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2 RepliesI escape with the bag of shrooms I have in my pocket
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1 Reply>Take hacksaw >Cut box into 2 halves >2 halves make a whole >Jump through the hole
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2 RepliesWake up and realise I'm dreaming.
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1 ReplyFap uncontrollably until my jailers throw me out in disgust XD
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1 ReplyPee on camera Pretend to choke on food Guards come save me I try to escape I die I self resurrect Put on celestial nighthawk Fuk em up 1 bullet bro Dies again Soul escapes prison Thank u thank u
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Soul of the mind, key to life's ether. Soul of the lost, withdrawn from its vessel. Let strength be granted, so the world might be mended. So the world might be mended.
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Way #2: HULK!!! SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!
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2 RepliesPoop and throw it at camera then pretend to joke on poop then guard comes in a kill guard then I kill everyone AND WATCH IT ALL BURN then I go get a coooooooookie
