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9/28/2015 9:26:40 PM
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*as the bullets flyby because teenagers have bad aim lol, i run into my ship and call backup*
Mayday I am being surrounded by teenage and don't feel like filing a lawsuit for killing them!
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*comm operator* Did you try walking away? Or throwing pumpkin spice to distract them?
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*opens ship window and throws pumpkin spice lattes
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*the shooting stops, suddenly the sound of a stampede fills the air* GET OUT OF THERE NOW!!
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*starts hulling my azz out of there* NUUUUUU
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* some of the pumpkin spice landed on your ship the teenagers quickly latch on and realize there is probably more aboard the ship*
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*turns on the ship's electroshock defense, kinda like the one the batmobile has* There's no pumpkin spice latte in there, so shoo!!
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*several in swaggy rubber suits land on the windshield
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*points at them*WHAT ARE THOOOSSEEE
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*the start singing to break the glass* Watch me whip...
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*realize what i must do* ...Now watch me Nae nae*starts to kill it*
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*everything explodes*
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*gets out of a crater, then dusts off armor* That was interesting, but they're dead now. Oh well, natural selection at its best. Best to regroup with the rest of the team.
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*look behind you*
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*slow, movie- like turn*
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*at first you see nothing except what can be perceived as a blank space...then you realize it's a tidal wave of teenagers and here one voice* Where is your god now?
