Well I've had a lot but my best memory was actually my first. It's always that first feeling you get that feels the best or tops them all. I was 16, with my Cousin and 3 friends of mine at 10 P.M. Two guys had brought a light tequila, and we swigged it till the bottle was empty. I was kinda buzzed and one of my friends said let's go to the grocery store and jack some bottles. We agreed and left. By 11 we had went to a nearby Foodmax and in the Alcohol section we stood wondering what to get. I grabbed a Dark Captain Morgan Rum (I don't know why) and my other 2 friends grabbed I believe a Jack Daniels and a E&J, maybe even a Silver Patron. We grabbed and dash out the store. For some reason I started laughing and almost hit a pole running. No one chased us but we still ran as fast as we could and I ended up skidding my shoulder on a fence. I think the guy that grabbed the patron said he dropped it, I can't remember though. But we went to my house I grabbed my weed and went to a park. We rolled up like 4 blunts and began drinking. When we drank the Tequila I needed a chaser (Yes I'm noob) but as we were downing the Jack Daniels my taste buds and throat became numb and I swigged with no problem. I was high but more drunk by the end of the bottle of Daniel. We were already acting dumb, I put music on my phone and my cousin and friends were trying to rap. I remember leaning on the front of this car and when I closed my eyes for a quick second... I was layed back looking at the night sky, but felt real good. I felt relaxed, no worries, I felt nothing could take me down. I told my friend when he asked if I was alright... I said, "Niğga I feel like I'm on top of the world." We finished the Daniel and the C.M. Rum. I was -blam!-ing wasted by then. My vision was blurry, I couldn't stand straight and we began talking loud. My cousin asked me where my phone was, I realized I didn't have it in my pocket. I guess I dropped it and my other friend found it on the floor thinking he'd found a phone. My cousin and different friend began to get up in his face a try to beat him up. I tried to calm them down and he gave me my phone but they still wanted to beat him up. I checked my phone, it was 2. A.M. and before I knew it, we were all arguing. My cousin ended punching the guy and my friend told us we should go home before he beats the other dudes ass. As we begin to leave the park a police cruiser comes around the corner and shines a light over the 3 other guys and they started running. I heard one of them yell "Dip!" Me and my cousin ran back to my house and I remember looking down and my feet would curve out of formation making me almost trip twice. We got home and seen my sister on the couch up watching T.V. I told her we were back and she walked up to me and said you're drunk huh? I said yea and walked to my room. I layed down and looked at me clock showing 2:38 A.M. Not even 5 minutes later, I felt the vomit coming. I walked into the bathroom and began vomiting uncontrollably in the toilet and began losing conscious. I woke up 3 more times that night to vomit again and ultimately woke up at 8 in the bathtub without a shirt covered in vomit. Had the worst hangover and vomited again. Showered and layed down in bed and thought -blam!-... never drinking again Lol. [spoiler]I know it's a long story but It was personal and my first time getting drunk off hard liquor, had a real good time and always remember the way I felt super drunk. [/spoiler]

Oh fu­ck well I forgot to post my story so here we go. >me and a couple of buddies save up to go to mexico on vacation with my one friend and his parents >actually go despite my lingering doubts someone was gonna bail out >we get there and immediately head to the bar cause we legal in mexico >drinking multiple shots of vodka and tequila >we decide to play pool >my friend having the motor skills of a 10 year old when drunk shoots the cue ball off the table and hits someones drink off a table >friend and this big foreign dude start having beef >my friend pussies out and the guy is convinced hes gonna fight one of us >me being a hero when intoxicated decides to fight him >i attack him with the cue >he proceeds to break the cue and start wailing on me >i hit back >hes fu­cking huge so i get the shit beat out of me >random mexican girl thinks im cute and tough even tho i got destroyed >we go to the pool of the hotel after bandaging my face > me and this girl are getting along really good > she wants to head to the room for some alone time with me >we go up to room and realize its locked and i lost my key >since our room was second floor i think its a good idea if we make a tower of power and boost me to the balcony of the room >my one friend being a jealous little shit topples the tower so i dont get up >we start having beef >beat him up and get room key >me and girl decide to go his room and fu­ck instead >we're having a good time if you know what i mean when the door opens and friends parents come in along with him >girl runs out door while they stand there > i panic and dive off the balcony onto a lawn chair >break lawn chair and pass out >wake up hours later in my room >turns out key was under mat the whole time >we go home the next day >never talk to that one friend ever again >parents ask how trip was >i say "fu­cking awesome" >get grounded for a month

I remember starting drinking at friday, and waking up at wednesday.

in the rain me: "wow this rain is really wet"

Too damn many. First 2 off the top of my head, Got drunk at a friends going away party, broke out my bee costume and hopped on a dirt bike and wrecked it at 40mph. My leg is still messed up. Drank at a rich friends parents house, walked through the fancy neighborhood slapping my nuts on lion statues and tearing stop signs out of the ground and throwing them into the lake. [spoiler]happy birthday sneaky hashtag[/spoiler]

More like high AF memories. Haha

I went to a frat party, and this girl sat in my lap for about 30 minutes and talked about wanting to -blam!- someone on a rug. Now, you think that would be a pretty clear signal, but she never texted me back, and I haven't seen her since we ran from the cops in opposite directions.

I was drunk in your in your bed [spoiler]i mean in your kitchen[/spoiler] [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]

If I remember it, it wasn't the best.

I met up with at friend at a sewer tunnel and drank 3/4 of a Burnettes pink lemonade vodka bottle. We ended up going to kum and go and I accidentally knocked down some movies that were on display. I vaguely remember laying on the ground, for some reason, trying to pick the cds up. After that, we just walked around the town all day. It was also my first time getting drunk.

You best be drinking that spiced rum or we're gonna have some problems missy.